Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out Well, I wait in Leicester ********** with a come-hither look in my eye Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column but all I do is talk to the lions Oh where can I get my ****** sucked? Where can I get my ass ******? I may have no money, but I know where to put it every time Well, I asked a young policeman if he'd only lock me up for the night Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard, some of them, some of them, they're alright Well, he ****** me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight Oh where can I get my ****** sucked? Where can I get my ass ******? I ain't got no money, but I know where to put it every time I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town I'm a lonesome schoolboy
Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out Well, I wait in Leicester ********** with a come-hither look in my eye Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column but all I do is talk to the lions Oh where can I get my ****** sucked? Where can I get my ass ******? I may have no money, but I know where to put it every time Well, I asked a young policeman if he'd only lock me up for the night Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard, some of them, some of them, they're alright Well, he ****** me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight Oh where can I get my ****** sucked? Where can I get my ass ******? I ain't got no money, but I know where to put it every time I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town I'm a lonesome schoolboy
