Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, shes a go-getter Takes him out to look at the queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man dirty old man
[00:02.000]Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park [00:05.000]Shaves in the dark trying to save paper [00:11.000]Sleeps in a hole in the road [00:16.000]Saving up to buy some clothes [00:21.000]Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose [00:25.000]Such a mean old man [00:30.000]Such a mean old man [00:35.000]His sister Pam works in a shop [00:38.000]She never stops, shes a go-getter [00:45.000]Takes him out to look at the queen [00:49.000]Only place that he's ever been [00:54.000]Always shouts out something obscene [00:58.000]Such a dirty old man [01:03.000]dirty old man