[00:13]I read a news today, oh boy, [00:18]About a lucky man who made a grade, [00:25]And though the news was rather sad, [00:31]Well, I just had to laugh. [00:38]I saw the photograph. [00:43]He blew his mind out in a car, [00:50]He didn't notice that the lights have changed, [00:56]A crowd of people stood and stared, [01:02]They've seen his face before, [01:05]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. [01:12]I saw a film today, oh boy, [01:18]The English army had just won the war, [01:24]A crowd of people turned away, [01:29]But I just had a look, [01:34]Having read a book, I'd like to turn you on... [02:21]Woke up, fell out of bed, [02:24]dragged a comb across my head, [02:28]found my way downstairs and drank a cup, [02:31]and looking up I noticed I was late. [02:35]Found my coat and grabbed my head, [02:38]made the bus in second flat, [02:42]found my way upstairs and had a smoke, [02:45]and somebody spoke and I went into a dream [03:18]I read a news today, oh boy, [03:24]four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire, [03:30]and though the holes were rather small, [03:36]they had to count them all, [03:39]now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall, [03:44]I'd love to turn you on.
[00:13]I read a news today, oh boy, [00:18]About a lucky man who made a grade, [00:25]And though the news was rather sad, [00:31]Well, I just had to laugh. [00:38]I saw the photograph. [00:43]He blew his mind out in a car, [00:50]He didn't notice that the lights have changed, [00:56]A crowd of people stood and stared, [01:02]They've seen his face before, [01:05]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. [01:12]I saw a film today, oh boy, [01:18]The English army had just won the war, [01:24]A crowd of people turned away, [01:29]But I just had a look, [01:34]Having read a book, I'd like to turn you on... [02:21]Woke up, fell out of bed, [02:24]dragged a comb across my head, [02:28]found my way downstairs and drank a cup, [02:31]and looking up I noticed I was late. [02:35]Found my coat and grabbed my head, [02:38]made the bus in second flat, [02:42]found my way upstairs and had a smoke, [02:45]and somebody spoke and I went into a dream [03:18]I read a news today, oh boy, [03:24]four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire, [03:30]and though the holes were rather small, [03:36]they had to count them all, [03:39]now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall, [03:44]I'd love to turn you on.
