作曲 : Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Nutcracker -Straight No Chaser Hooray it's Christmas time But there's one lousy tradition There's a certain show that you will see That is all and many would agree It is time to find another show To substitute for the Nutcracker I'm watching the game but something's wrong Staring is my wife her face looks long I know that look it must be me It's not our anniversary I shrug no clue What did I do She stands in disbelief What This holiday scene brings no laughter Forced going to see the Nutcracker I try to block it from my mind Think fast what reason can I find Got work to do I'll fake the flu No chance I'm done I'm screwed I've seen the Nutcracker 20times Sure it is fun if you are four But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore The story's dated and that Masking thing freaks me out Well guess I'm a guy what can I say I'd rather watch football than ballet I tried my hardest not to groan And pulled the score up on my phone As I complained it's not the same We're rushing out the door All holiday shoppers on the road My holiday spirit might explode Of course there is no place to park We're late the theatres in the dark In no small feat we find the seat The shows about to start Here's that song from Tetris And I know it's the part When I fight not to fall asleep March the wooden Soldiers bunch of mice Start the fight land of sweets Man this stuff's trippy By the way this story makes no sense Still don't know what It means after all these years So confusing feel like snoozing Eyes are heavy as I start to dream Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep Guess I didn't snore or make a peep 'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold It's the finale coming up 'Cause there is no beer left in my cup To make it through I'll need another drink Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV I forgot the game was happening It's down to the wire time will soon expire Down by one this kick would win it Hut hut The ball snagged –oh no The kick's bad right right No We lost No How could this night get any worse Now I'm feeling all depressed But I still have to act impressed A pirouette oh wow that's great A six year old could do that too So my team lose at the bar Now dancing dudes in leotards Last Nutcracker hopefully But my wife's thinking differently She leans in closely whispers softly Can't wait for you to take me next year
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky [00:00.00]Nutcracker -Straight No Chaser [00:01.790]Hooray it's Christmas time [00:04.760]But there's one lousy tradition [00:09.670]There's a certain show that you will see [00:11.880]That is all and many would agree [00:14.640]It is time to find another show [00:17.70]To substitute for the Nutcracker [00:22.390]I'm watching the game but something's wrong [00:25.900]Staring is my wife her face looks long [00:29.490]I know that look it must be me [00:31.430]It's not our anniversary [00:32.640]I shrug no clue [00:34.20]What did I do [00:35.60]She stands in disbelief [00:36.350]What [00:36.810]This holiday scene brings no laughter [00:40.490]Forced going to see the Nutcracker [00:44.00]I try to block it from my mind [00:45.810]Think fast what reason can I find [00:47.670]Got work to do I'll fake the flu [00:49.450]No chance I'm done I'm screwed [00:50.810]I've seen the Nutcracker 20times [00:54.850]Sure it is fun if you are four [00:57.610]But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore [01:02.10]The story's dated and that [01:03.320]Masking thing freaks me out [01:05.680]Well guess I'm a guy what can I say [01:09.600]I'd rather watch football than ballet [01:13.100]I tried my hardest not to groan [01:14.970]And pulled the score up on my phone [01:16.780]As I complained it's not the same [01:18.610]We're rushing out the door [01:20.400]All holiday shoppers on the road [01:24.230]My holiday spirit might explode [01:27.729]Of course there is no place to park [01:29.719]We're late the theatres in the dark [01:31.339]In no small feat we find the seat [01:33.179]The shows about to start [01:34.239]Here's that song from Tetris [01:42.479]And I know it's the part [01:44.529]When I fight not to fall asleep [01:46.489]March the wooden [01:49.309]Soldiers bunch of mice [01:51.699]Start the fight land of sweets [01:53.669]Man this stuff's trippy [01:56.449]By the way this story makes no sense [01:59.999]Still don't know what [02:01.449]It means after all these years [02:04.59]So confusing feel like snoozing [02:08.679]Eyes are heavy as I start to dream [02:14.138]Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep [02:15.288]Guess I didn't snore or make a peep [02:17.288]'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold [02:20.38]It's the finale coming up [02:20.998]'Cause there is no beer left in my cup [02:22.958]To make it through I'll need another drink [02:24.798]Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV [02:28.898]I forgot the game was happening [02:31.688]It's down to the wire time will soon expire [02:34.918]Down by one this kick would win it [02:37.578]Hut hut The ball snagged –oh no [02:39.858]The kick's bad right right [02:41.398]No We lost [02:42.88]No How could this night get any worse [02:43.818]Now I'm feeling all depressed [02:45.28]But I still have to act impressed [02:46.948]A pirouette oh wow that's great [02:48.548]A six year old could do that too [02:50.268]So my team lose at the bar [02:51.638]Now dancing dudes in leotards [02:52.838]Last Nutcracker hopefully [02:55.768]But my wife's thinking differently [02:58.508]She leans in closely whispers softly [03:01.448]Can't wait for you to take me next year
