Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine Sherry stains down your best man's tie, what a speech The band arrives, the granny's cry Singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth, what a voice Grandpa drank a drop or two His head's still sunk in the portaloo, what a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight The blue rinsed hair lift up their chairs The band's too loud, they're off downstairs, what a noise The bride and groom, they dance that dance And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, the barmaid smiles You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight Ha na na, ha na na Ha na na Ha na na, ha na na You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight Grandpa drank a drop or two Head's still sunk in the portaloo again The bride and groom, they dance that dance Singer mimes, there's still a chance tonight Grandpa drank a drop or two Head's still sunk in the portaloo again, and the barmaid smiles
Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine Sherry stains down your best man's tie, what a speech The band arrives, the granny's cry Singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth, what a voice Grandpa drank a drop or two His head's still sunk in the portaloo, what a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight The blue rinsed hair lift up their chairs The band's too loud, they're off downstairs, what a noise The bride and groom, they dance that dance And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, the barmaid smiles You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight Ha na na, ha na na Ha na na Ha na na, ha na na You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight Grandpa drank a drop or two Head's still sunk in the portaloo again The bride and groom, they dance that dance Singer mimes, there's still a chance tonight Grandpa drank a drop or two Head's still sunk in the portaloo again, and the barmaid smiles
