I been Ayn Randed nearly branded A Communist 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use well never mind
I been Phil Spectored resurrected
I been Lou Adlered Barry Sadlered
Well I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce And all of my wealth won't buy me health So I smoke a pint of tea a day
I know a man's brain's so small
He couldn't think of nothing at all
Not the same as you and me He doesn't dig poetry
He's so unhip when you say Dylan
He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was the man ain't got no culture
But it's alright ma everybody must get stoned
I been Mick Jaggered been silver daggered
Andy Warhol won't you please come home
I been mothered fathered aunt and uncled Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
[00:00.000] 作词 : Paul Simon [00:01.000] 作曲 : Paul Simon [00:03.350] [00:10.930]I been Norman Mailered Maxwell Taylored [00:13.870] [00:16.150]I been John O'Hara'd McNamara'd [00:18.640] [00:21.460]I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind [00:24.650] [00:26.690]I been Ayn Randed nearly branded [00:29.630]A Communist 'cause I'm left-handed [00:31.730] [00:32.270]That's the hand I use well never mind [00:35.260] [00:37.160]I been Phil Spectored resurrected [00:39.410] [00:42.460]I been Lou Adlered Barry Sadlered [00:45.200] [00:47.850]Well I paid all the dues I want to pay [00:50.970] [00:53.010]And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce [00:55.800]And all of my wealth won't buy me health [00:58.640]So I smoke a pint of tea a day [01:01.410] [01:06.940]I know a man's brain's so small [01:09.390] [01:10.440]He couldn't think of nothing at all [01:12.340] [01:13.040]Not the same as you and me [01:15.200]He doesn't dig poetry [01:17.010] [01:17.960]He's so unhip when you say Dylan [01:19.970] [01:21.350]He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas [01:23.290] [01:24.060]Whoever he was the man ain't got no culture [01:28.090] [01:29.560]But it's alright ma everybody must get stoned [01:33.050] [01:37.850]I been Mick Jaggered been silver daggered [01:40.290] [01:43.610]Andy Warhol won't you please come home [01:46.290] [01:48.430]I been mothered fathered aunt and uncled [01:51.280]Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled [01:53.170] [01:53.930]I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
