Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. I saw you by that pool. I thought you thought I was cool. I felt a longing in my tool. So dye your hair Or change your name Have your left arm surgically removed No matter what you do I’ll be in love with you. Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. You like corn, you like twelve, You keep a pomade on your shelf You’ve got a walnut like myself. You’ve got grooves And you’ve got shoes And even though you lose your marbles And you panic in a crisis I’m in love with you. Pose was once your man but you scared him away. Now your man is Dan (that’s me!) And I am here to stay. Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. If you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic Or if you lost all your teeth So that I had to chew your food for you, No matter what you do, I’ll be in love with you!
Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. I saw you by that pool. I thought you thought I was cool. I felt a longing in my tool. So dye your hair Or change your name Have your left arm surgically removed No matter what you do I’ll be in love with you. Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. You like corn, you like twelve, You keep a pomade on your shelf You’ve got a walnut like myself. You’ve got grooves And you’ve got shoes And even though you lose your marbles And you panic in a crisis I’m in love with you. Pose was once your man but you scared him away. Now your man is Dan (that’s me!) And I am here to stay. Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. If you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic Or if you lost all your teeth So that I had to chew your food for you, No matter what you do, I’ll be in love with you!
