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Came down from the North You know the way they do Got a cheeky smile ***y Northerner Hanging round the clubs Gets in them for free Don't know how he does it ***y Northerner Drinks a lot of beer At least he doesn't smoke Hasn't lost his accent ***y Northerner How does he do it? How does he do it? Acts like he's got nothing to prove ***y Northerner It's not all football and fags No it's not all football and fags Don't you dare imply that it's grim up North He went last weekend ***y Northerner In the latest clothes Wears a posh cologne Got a lot of pride ***y Northerner Says he wants a job Something interesting like a graphic designer ***y Northerner How does he do it? How does he do it? Acts like he's got nothing to prove ***y Northerner It's not all football and fags No it's not all football and fags