[Verse 1]I was born with a ************ in my brain, yeah ******* in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed' Til one night he snuck in and said We're going out back, I want my ************ sucked in the she'd Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead? After I ******* you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said "I don't know what the *******'s up with this kid!The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fedHe just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead""Debbie don't let that ****** get you upsetGo in there, stick a *******' cigarette to his neckI bet you he's fakin' it, I bet youI bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would getI'll go handle this of course, unless you object""Ahh go ******* his brains out, if any's left in his head"[Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane![Verse 2]"Did you get him?" Naaw, ****** tried to bite my face off I just got *******' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the *******' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That mother******'s got nuts like King KongThen he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every *******' thing off Everything, except his tank top and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dogMan that mother******'s gangsta, ain't he dog Shady dog, what be going through that *******' brain of yours Say no more, what the ******* you waitin' for, sing along[Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane![Verse 3] Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching ******* him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my step father felt me ******* a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping"Shady what the ******* you saying?" I don't know help me! What the *******'s happening, I think I'm ******* melting"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nigh*******are on Elm Street" But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea""Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"[Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
[Verse 1]I was born with a ************ in my brain, yeah ******* in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed' Til one night he snuck in and said We're going out back, I want my ************ sucked in the she'd Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead? After I ******* you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said "I don't know what the *******'s up with this kid!The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fedHe just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead""Debbie don't let that ****** get you upsetGo in there, stick a *******' cigarette to his neckI bet you he's fakin' it, I bet youI bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would getI'll go handle this of course, unless you object""Ahh go ******* his brains out, if any's left in his head"[Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane![Verse 2]"Did you get him?" Naaw, ****** tried to bite my face off I just got *******' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the *******' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That mother******'s got nuts like King KongThen he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every *******' thing off Everything, except his tank top and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dogMan that mother******'s gangsta, ain't he dog Shady dog, what be going through that *******' brain of yours Say no more, what the ******* you waitin' for, sing along[Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane![Verse 3] Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching ******* him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my step father felt me ******* a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping"Shady what the ******* you saying?" I don't know help me! What the *******'s happening, I think I'm ******* melting"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nigh*******are on Elm Street" But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea""Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"[Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!
