In the morning I awakeI feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday" Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower That's not the way I do itDo it do it Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't want to do it Do it do it It doesn't make a difference to me Everyday I do the same old thing So why should I have to be clean? Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them
In the morning I awakeI feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday" Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower That's not the way I do itDo it do it Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't want to do it Do it do it It doesn't make a difference to me Everyday I do the same old thing So why should I have to be clean? Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them
