I first heard Frank say, he wanted to dress like Fay Wray I wanted that too but what could I do in junior high school in L.A My heart skipped in the scene, he said you gotta be it, not just dream It was a taboo I knew I wouldn’t pursue, I didn’t have the self esteem I gotta confess that I like to cross dress And I’ve been doing it since I was 13 It’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes Even in the “open minded” punk scene You’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt When you’re in the middle of a circle pit So I’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret Now I’m telling everyone cuz it’s fun and I don’t give a **** Forward 30 years, I still had the same fears Then I saw Hedwig play a Bilgewaters gig And I felt the same envy and tears I decided right there, I can’t be bothered to care What other people think, I’m gonna dye my pubes pink And throw out all my Hanes underwear I’m not transgender, I’m a lazy crossdresser Who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes Not for the look but how it makes me feel I don’t need things just right, I’m a tranvest-lite I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday I’m done with self-pity, I don’t have to feel shitty Cuz I wanna look pretty so I give it the old city college try Don’t get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls Don’t think I don’t know I’m not foolin’ anyone He’s a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin You know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun!
[00:08.65]I first heard Frank say, he wanted to dress like Fay Wray [00:14.04]I wanted that too but what could I do in junior high school in L.A [00:19.95]My heart skipped in the scene, he said you gotta be it, not just dream [00:26.05]It was a taboo I knew I wouldn’t pursue, I didn’t have the self esteem [00:33.56]I gotta confess that I like to cross dress [00:36.30]And I’ve been doing it since I was 13 [00:39.46]It’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes [00:42.18]Even in the “open minded” punk scene [00:45.51]You’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt [00:48.22]When you’re in the middle of a circle pit [00:51.38]So I’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret [00:57.42]Now I’m telling everyone cuz it’s fun and I don’t give a **** [01:03.59]Forward 30 years, I still had the same fears [01:09.35]Then I saw Hedwig play a Bilgewaters gig [01:12.32]And I felt the same envy and tears [01:15.54]I decided right there, I can’t be bothered to care [01:21.47]What other people think, I’m gonna dye my pubes pink [01:24.46]And throw out all my Hanes underwear [01:28.95]I’m not transgender, I’m a lazy crossdresser [01:31.90]Who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal [01:35.00]I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes [01:37.86]Not for the look but how it makes me feel [01:40.76]I don’t need things just right, I’m a tranvest-lite [01:43.58]I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday [01:46.58]I’m done with self-pity, I don’t have to feel shitty [01:49.66]Cuz I wanna look pretty so I give it the old city college try [01:54.02]Don’t get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy [01:57.93]Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl [02:00.90]He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls [02:04.13]Don’t think I don’t know I’m not foolin’ anyone [02:06.86]He’s a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin [02:10.00]You know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun! [02:16.18]
