A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle now All my life is so long I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. beerbelly beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al
A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention And all my nights are so long Wheres my wife and family What if I die here Wholl be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone gone He jumped back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along all along There were incidents and accidents There were thoughts and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al Call me al
A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle now All my life is so long I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. beerbelly beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al
A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention And all my nights are so long Wheres my wife and family What if I die here Wholl be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone gone He jumped back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along all along There were incidents and accidents There were thoughts and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al Call me al
