You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty nine and a half foot pole You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch Three words that best describe you Are as follows and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!" You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked, jerky jocky And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty nine and a half foot pole You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch Three words that best describe you Are as follows and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!" You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked, jerky jocky And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
