作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor the name of this entertainement is women lose weight our first years of mariage everything was just great but after two kids and a weight gain factor the fact is now shes completely unattractive look fat chicks i dont mean to sound rude i tell her nice hit the gym and dont eat so much food but no your shallow you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth but how if desires is not there thats just a lamon divorces, child support alamony payments my unhappiness i doubt discourage so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage meanwhile my secretary june well groomed when you gonna leave your wife i tell her soon mommy soon i assume or my destiny is blue intrest only the only thing left for me to do is to kill her what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor im gonna have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue kill her what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor im gonna have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue my place against all shanagans kinda rammed in knowin nothing about poison and i cant swim bad intentions pumpin might as well become a nun cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this who could i get to help me murder this fat chick guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler sent her clean over the divider "you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill i thought "she has to be dead" later on get a call (from a) lieutenant morgue (had me) leapin like a frog we need you at the morgue so i selfishly persued "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor cmon yall know i had to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue kill her what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor i had to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run no sir we dont have no clues right now this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? pull yourself together sir im so broken up inside i just cant believe this i understand, i understand catch the person who did this were gonna try sir please screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring "i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" while my secretary sort of a ***y blonde cant cook all she does is order from restaurants all of the *** she wants i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and talkin to detectives that was waitin outside how i took a long lunch break day the wife died i done then turned pail and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent moral of the story is desire is important so watch your weight itll keep you mate smitten its a given though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor i didnt have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue i killed her what a surprise open your eyes woman advisor i didnt have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue well there you have it keep thin trim keep your mariage healthy do you know what i mean? small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[00:00.000] 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... [00:00.55]what a surprise [00:01.58]open your eyes [00:03.01]woman advisor [00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is [00:05.95]women lose weight [00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great [00:09.94]but after two kids [00:11.10]and a weight gain factor [00:12.49]the fact is [00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive [00:15.13]look fat chicks [00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude [00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym [00:18.74]and dont eat so much food [00:20.07]but no [00:20.99]your shallow [00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth [00:25.60]but how if desires is not there [00:27.14]thats just a lamon [00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments [00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage [00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage [00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed [00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife [00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume [00:41.05]or my destiny is blue [00:43.33]intrest only [00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her [00:46.57]what a surprise [00:47.86]open your eyes [00:49.14]woman advisor [00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her [00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue [00:56.58]kill her [00:57.38]what a surprise [00:58.28]open your eyes [00:59.53]woman advisor [01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her [01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue [01:06.67]my place against all shanagans [01:08.90]kinda rammed in [01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison [01:10.46]and i cant swim [01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin [01:12.91]might as well become a nun [01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong [01:16.68]what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this [01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick [01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday [01:25.11]the day she usually goes food shopping [01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler [01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider [01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill [01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead" [01:37.57]later on get a call [01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue [01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog [01:41.31]we need you at the morgue [01:42.93]so i selfishly persued [01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her [01:48.45]what a surprise [01:49.78]open your eyes [01:51.07]woman advisor [01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her [01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue [01:58.42]kill her [01:59.13]what a surprise [02:00.08]open your eyes [02:01.35]woman advisor [02:02.83]i had to kill her [02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue [02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run [02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now [02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? [02:15.12]pull yourself together sir [02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this [02:20.76]i understand, i understand [02:23.63]catch the person who did this [02:25.45]were gonna try sir [02:26.87]please [02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot [02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it [02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring [02:36.96]"i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" [02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a ***y blonde cant cook [02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants [02:44.43]all of the *** she wants [02:46.56]i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and [02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside [02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died [02:54.60]i done then turned pail [02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail [02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent [03:02.28]moral of the story is [03:03.61]desire is important [03:05.01]so watch your weight [03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given [03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her [03:10.71]what a surprise [03:11.95]open your eyes [03:13.32]woman advisor [03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her [03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue [03:20.38]i killed her [03:21.52]what a surprise [03:22.34]open your eyes [03:23.57]woman advisor [03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her [03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue [03:31.15]well there you have it [03:33.02]keep thin trim [03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy [03:36.22]do you know what i mean? [03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
