当前位置:首页 > 歌词大全 > Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks歌词
  • I don't dig a lot of the establishment
    Well, your ideas and values
    They may work for you but
    They don't all work for me
    As far as I'm concerned
    Some are with it
    And well some aren't
    Hmm, that's a hard one to say
    It's hard to say, I'd say
    Well wash your ass every day
    Wash your whole body every day
    And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
    With your teeth, and then you know, wash the face
    Do any of these things prevent venereal disease,
    besides the rubbers?
    Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
    Stuff, it opens up in your pocket
    and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
    Or mess with the flavour
    Cuz when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
    Then you gonna be eatin' somethin'
    then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
    So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'
    That's... that's far out
    What do you feel is the best way to
    To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
    I mean..., what do you do?
    Well, you need different pairs of socks
    You know, some times you need the coloured socks
    That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
    Then every, every, every other couple of days
    I mean, you wear the white sock
    You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
    Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
    Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
    Then you get the little black spots on the side
    Or you can go and get, you know, the different types
    There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
    But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
    Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funking
    And you get the powder into put it in
    so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
    Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
    Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
    And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cause it stinkin
    Or something ran up in your ass and just died
  • [00:00.403]I don't dig a lot of the establishment
    [00:02.128]Well, your ideas and values
    [00:03.784]They may work for you but
    [00:05.352]They don't all work for me
    [00:07.726]As far as I'm concerned
    [00:09.485]Some are with it
    [00:10.455]And well some aren't
    [00:11.451]Hmm, that's a hard one to say
    [00:14.303]It's hard to say, I'd say
    [00:17.741]Well wash your ass every day
    [00:21.602]Wash your whole body every day
    [00:23.738]And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
    [00:27.646]With your teeth, and then you know, wash the face
    [00:32.504]Do any of these things prevent venereal disease,
    [00:34.490]besides the rubbers?
    [00:36.157]Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
    [00:40.043]Stuff, it opens up in your pocket
    [00:41.730]and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
    [00:43.612]Or mess with the flavour
    [00:45.129]Cuz when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
    [00:47.081]Then you gonna be eatin' somethin'
    [00:48.725]then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
    [00:51.385]So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'
    [00:54.269]That's... that's far out
    [00:56.968]What do you feel is the best way to
    [00:58.745]To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
    [01:00.829]I mean..., what do you do?
    [01:04.234]Well, you need different pairs of socks
    [01:05.647]You know, some times you need the coloured socks
    [01:07.790]That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
    [01:11.570]Then every, every, every other couple of days
    [01:13.109]I mean, you wear the white sock
    [01:14.699]You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
    [01:16.533]Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
    [01:19.598]Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
    [01:23.000]Then you get the little black spots on the side
    [01:24.812]Or you can go and get, you know, the different types
    [01:29.320]There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
    [01:31.099]But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
    [01:33.400]Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funking
    [01:37.427]And you get the powder into put it in
    [01:38.693]so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
    [01:39.850]Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
    [01:43.371]Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
    [01:44.705]And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cause it stinkin
    [01:47.308]Or something ran up in your ass and just died