You wanted the worst You've got the worst The one, the only Limp Bizkit We could've stopped (2x) You wanted the best? Then go get the ****** Backstreet Boys CD! Cause in this house it's Limp ************* Bizkit! Balls made of steel (2x) But don't kick me in the nuts though Limp Bizkit's in the house! (4x) You ain't ****! Ha-ha-ha-ha... (3x) You ain't **** ************! -- "Radio Sucks" -- MATT PINFIELD: Hey, it's the bald man, and I'm here to tell you why the new Limp Bizkit album is so important. Thats because CD's like this one spare you from all the chart-toppin, teenie-boppin disposable happy ********* that brings up the bile from the back of my neck. I have no time or tollerance for all the ****ty, whack acts like that. I would rather piss on their CD's than put out a fire. Y'know, i'm tired of all those lame ass, tame ass, pre-fabricated, sorry excusses for singers and musicians who don't even write their own songs. What the world needs now is a musical revolution. We need some rock! We need something that has balls; we need something with substance, depth, something with soul, something with edge, some passion, some power. ****, if its gonna be mellow, **** man, it better have something, it better mean something. I'm tellin you, you gotta hit em with something hard. You gotta stick 'em with something limp like Limp Bizkit. I'm so ******' tired with all this **** I'm hearing on the radio. RADIO SUCKS! The same ******' songs over and over again. All the weak ones, disposeable crap that isn't gonna matter in 3 months. It's just ****! (Fred in background: Matt... Matt) It's crap, Fred. Fred, I'm tellin you, there's nothing but **** goin on and we need some new music. FRED: Wha... wha... what about Limp Bizkit? MATT: Limp Bizkit is ******' cool. You guys are cool; the new record's great, but **** all that other ****! I'm so SICK of all that weak **** (Fred in backgound: Matt, calm down.. wh-what's up?) that's taking up space in the charts. (Fred: Woah, Matt) **** that shit, Fred, I'm outta here! (something breaks in background) FRED: Fuuuck, dude... ******' Pinfeld is pissed! Oh man, I gotta go find that bald bastard. (far off) Hey Matt... Matt! -- "The Mind of Les" -- LES CLAYPOOL: Hit me! Fire cracker So there you go Fifteen of your hard earned dollars, right out the window Most epxensive piece of plastic Ive ever come across Fifteen dollars Fifteen dollars On a shoddy piece of plastic There is it, Limp Bizkit in all its glory Fred Durst, the man, the myth, the compulsive masturbator You love him, you hate him, you love to hate him Hello? Once when I was afraid to speak, when I was just a lad My poppy gavew my nose a tweak, and told me I was bad Then I learned a brilliant word, saved my aching nose The biggest word, that you've ever heard, and this is how it goes Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even thought he sound of it is something quite atrocious Ah, those were the days I don't know You got any more of that ... So what did you think, you were getting a Celine Dion record? No no no young bucky You laughed, you cried, you just kissed your fifteen bucks goodbye Limp Bizkit? I dont think so Fred Durst? I dont know But what the hell, I got paid Goodbye now! -- "Prop the DJ" (removed from final release) -- Rock the house DJ Lethal rock the house Limp Bizkit rock the house DJ Lethal rock the house
You wanted the worst You've got the worst The one, the only Limp Bizkit We could've stopped (2x) You wanted the best? Then go get the ****** Backstreet Boys CD! Cause in this house it's Limp ************* Bizkit! Balls made of steel (2x) But don't kick me in the nuts though Limp Bizkit's in the house! (4x) You ain't ****! Ha-ha-ha-ha... (3x) You ain't **** ************! -- "Radio Sucks" -- MATT PINFIELD: Hey, it's the bald man, and I'm here to tell you why the new Limp Bizkit album is so important. Thats because CD's like this one spare you from all the chart-toppin, teenie-boppin disposable happy ********* that brings up the bile from the back of my neck. I have no time or tollerance for all the ****ty, whack acts like that. I would rather piss on their CD's than put out a fire. Y'know, i'm tired of all those lame ass, tame ass, pre-fabricated, sorry excusses for singers and musicians who don't even write their own songs. What the world needs now is a musical revolution. We need some rock! We need something that has balls; we need something with substance, depth, something with soul, something with edge, some passion, some power. ****, if its gonna be mellow, **** man, it better have something, it better mean something. I'm tellin you, you gotta hit em with something hard. You gotta stick 'em with something limp like Limp Bizkit. I'm so ******' tired with all this **** I'm hearing on the radio. RADIO SUCKS! The same ******' songs over and over again. All the weak ones, disposeable crap that isn't gonna matter in 3 months. It's just ****! (Fred in background: Matt... Matt) It's crap, Fred. Fred, I'm tellin you, there's nothing but **** goin on and we need some new music. FRED: Wha... wha... what about Limp Bizkit? MATT: Limp Bizkit is ******' cool. You guys are cool; the new record's great, but **** all that other ****! I'm so SICK of all that weak **** (Fred in backgound: Matt, calm down.. wh-what's up?) that's taking up space in the charts. (Fred: Woah, Matt) **** that shit, Fred, I'm outta here! (something breaks in background) FRED: Fuuuck, dude... ******' Pinfeld is pissed! Oh man, I gotta go find that bald bastard. (far off) Hey Matt... Matt! -- "The Mind of Les" -- LES CLAYPOOL: Hit me! Fire cracker So there you go Fifteen of your hard earned dollars, right out the window Most epxensive piece of plastic Ive ever come across Fifteen dollars Fifteen dollars On a shoddy piece of plastic There is it, Limp Bizkit in all its glory Fred Durst, the man, the myth, the compulsive masturbator You love him, you hate him, you love to hate him Hello? Once when I was afraid to speak, when I was just a lad My poppy gavew my nose a tweak, and told me I was bad Then I learned a brilliant word, saved my aching nose The biggest word, that you've ever heard, and this is how it goes Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even thought he sound of it is something quite atrocious Ah, those were the days I don't know You got any more of that ... So what did you think, you were getting a Celine Dion record? No no no young bucky You laughed, you cried, you just kissed your fifteen bucks goodbye Limp Bizkit? I dont think so Fred Durst? I dont know But what the hell, I got paid Goodbye now! -- "Prop the DJ" (removed from final release) -- Rock the house DJ Lethal rock the house Limp Bizkit rock the house DJ Lethal rock the house
