'Twas the night before Chris******as When all through the house Everybody was stoned Even the mouse Man from the whore house And me from jail I just settled down To get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter I tripped on my ************ And busted my bladder I went downstairs And what did I see? A fat little red fagget Hangin' from a tree He stuffed the stockings With reefers and beer And a big fat hairy ************ For the family queer That's the end of my story Funny wasn't it, ya see? She didn't even She didn't see my thing behind ya Leave ya for this private eye I was there to give 'em near to my Zima zima mommy fah I'm gonna say this Hope it don't offend ya Came to the grizma Give 'em a taste of me Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Your monkey can stay with me Ahh, ahh, ahh Chevy took my brain Same old mother******, sucked my ************ that day He will never zima zima Never, never not that day I'm really sick of all this excitement Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me Uma zooma nooga dunga You can suck my ************ all day One, two, three, four Santa can suck my ************ all day
'Twas the night before Chris******as When all through the house Everybody was stoned Even the mouse Man from the whore house And me from jail I just settled down To get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter I tripped on my ************ And busted my bladder I went downstairs And what did I see? A fat little red fagget Hangin' from a tree He stuffed the stockings With reefers and beer And a big fat hairy ************ For the family queer That's the end of my story Funny wasn't it, ya see? She didn't even She didn't see my thing behind ya Leave ya for this private eye I was there to give 'em near to my Zima zima mommy fah I'm gonna say this Hope it don't offend ya Came to the grizma Give 'em a taste of me Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Your monkey can stay with me Ahh, ahh, ahh Chevy took my brain Same old mother******, sucked my ************ that day He will never zima zima Never, never not that day I'm really sick of all this excitement Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me Uma zooma nooga dunga You can suck my ************ all day One, two, three, four Santa can suck my ************ all day
