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  • The tiger flashes sharpened teeth.
    Bowler-hatted; summer briefs
    Beneath his pinstriped skin.
    To kill demands a business sense;
    Economy moves non-residence
    Approaching from down-wind.
    Being a tiger means you laugh
    Whenever lesser tigers have
    To eat meat that's infected.
    Being a tiger means your mate
    When overfed will defecate
    In places least expected.
    Knowing a tiger means you must
    Accept his promise of mutual trust
    And offer him your throat.
    Loving a tiger means you take
    Second place to the cake you bake
    And with undying servile obedience
    Keep the stiffly starched collar
    Of his conference shirt spotless
    And remove daily the daubed bloody
    Evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
    From the otherwise immaculate elegance
    Of his pinstripe tiger coat.
    Period.
  • The tiger flashes sharpened teeth.
    Bowler-hatted; summer briefs
    Beneath his pinstriped skin.
    To kill demands a business sense;
    Economy moves non-residence
    Approaching from down-wind.
    Being a tiger means you laugh
    Whenever lesser tigers have
    To eat meat that's infected.
    Being a tiger means your mate
    When overfed will defecate
    In places least expected.
    Knowing a tiger means you must
    Accept his promise of mutual trust
    And offer him your throat.
    Loving a tiger means you take
    Second place to the cake you bake
    And with undying servile obedience
    Keep the stiffly starched collar
    Of his conference shirt spotless
    And remove daily the daubed bloody
    Evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
    From the otherwise immaculate elegance
    Of his pinstripe tiger coat.
    Period.