I was never popular, this I'll admit, ************* school never liked me, GooAll the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that *************t never bothered me, Mama and Mother They had a lot of property They had a science lab in the ba******t And that's where my free ti well, my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head It clucked three times CLUCK, CLU CK, CLUCKAnd then it was dead I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck Gobblegobblegobble, it was the *************t (yeah) But I'm still lonely, I need a homie So I collected limbs and made a zombie I could've made a girlie friend But ************* that, I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity I used so many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of mother *******s , like what, eighty? They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on I hear the other children playing outside' Keep it down you little *******, I'll skin your ******g hides!'? Stressful?, this part is wack Some how I gots to attach this nut sack *************t! *************! I'm sawing off an elbow Looking at the meter I'm like ? Quasar and Ziphalo?Or better yet look out the ******g window I see a storms coming, almost time to roll Screw the head on, come on, come on It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert *************! *************t! Didn't work You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya But ************* that, cause I ain't no failure I put the *************t with the ?things? and this with that Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that? It's alive! I just gotta wake it up Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup It will do exactly hold up, pause I ain't cleaning his draws man, ************* that Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time Paint his ugly face up just like mine I see him twitching, I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this *************t And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work? You make the call *************gy? (What up, y'all!) You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity
I was never popular, this I'll admit, ************* school never liked me, GooAll the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that *************t never bothered me, Mama and Mother They had a lot of property They had a science lab in the ba******t And that's where my free ti well, my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head It clucked three times CLUCK, CLU CK, CLUCKAnd then it was dead I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck Gobblegobblegobble, it was the *************t (yeah) But I'm still lonely, I need a homie So I collected limbs and made a zombie I could've made a girlie friend But ************* that, I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity I used so many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of mother *******s , like what, eighty? They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on I hear the other children playing outside' Keep it down you little *******, I'll skin your ******g hides!'? Stressful?, this part is wack Some how I gots to attach this nut sack *************t! *************! I'm sawing off an elbow Looking at the meter I'm like ? Quasar and Ziphalo?Or better yet look out the ******g window I see a storms coming, almost time to roll Screw the head on, come on, come on It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert *************! *************t! Didn't work You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya But ************* that, cause I ain't no failure I put the *************t with the ?things? and this with that Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that? It's alive! I just gotta wake it up Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup It will do exactly hold up, pause I ain't cleaning his draws man, ************* that Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time Paint his ugly face up just like mine I see him twitching, I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this *************t And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work? You make the call *************gy? (What up, y'all!) You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity You can call me Mad Professor I will make a friend for me You can call me Mad Professor We will rule eternity
