作词 : Mike E Clark/Joseph Bruce/William Dail 作曲 : Mike E Clark/Joseph Bruce/William Dail Hey, hey, uh, I still have a problem If it's ok with them, you know, there, them The Dark Carnival in general It's the whole stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uhI stab people like everyday folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks away I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, what of that I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck I love waffle house, I stab people there Their so ****ty an' dumpy, they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their ******' drummer's arm off, you can ask him Leo Owen, the president of IslandI'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass17th floor, they through me out through the glass Help me, **** you ******' help me, **** you I need you to help me, **** you Somebody come an' help me, **** you Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture wound victims right to my door Come back, **********, Il'l stab you some more One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said ******' relax I stabbed him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody chased me, catch me if you can I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass Ginsu built to last, can you help me Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' that was it But so what? I was throwin' myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you ******' whore One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak because of the muffler I hate that ****** I did a song with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the **** We went to the studio an' I started rockin' it After the session, they all left up out of there But I stayed behind an' stabbed the engineer Can you help me? **** youYou gotta help me, **** you I need you to help me, **** you ***********' help me, **** you Naw, man, **** you, **** you **** all of you, **** you You better ******' help me, **** you Help me, help me Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere
作词 : Mike E Clark/Joseph Bruce/William Dail 作曲 : Mike E Clark/Joseph Bruce/William Dail Hey, hey, uh, I still have a problem If it's ok with them, you know, there, them The Dark Carnival in general It's the whole stabbin' thing again, it's, you see, I, uhI stab people like everyday folks Skinny people, any people, I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it, I'm like 3 blocks away I stabbed the newspaper guy an' took his little truck Now I stab people an' drive away I'm like putt putt putt putt I do a show an' stab people at the same time, what of that I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck I love waffle house, I stab people there Their so ****ty an' dumpy, they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them Well, I cut their ******' drummer's arm off, you can ask him Leo Owen, the president of IslandI'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up an' stabbed him, but he kicked my ass17th floor, they through me out through the glass Help me, **** you ******' help me, **** you I need you to help me, **** you Somebody come an' help me, **** you Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above 'em Puncture wound victims right to my door Come back, **********, Il'l stab you some more One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy Before the match, I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like, "What are you doing?", I said ******' relax I stabbed him again an' again, I jumped out an' ran Everybody chased me, catch me if you can I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass Ginsu built to last, can you help me Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere I saved up my money an' went an' saw the Lilith Fair Started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my thong an' I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit, it was only me an' that was it But so what? I was throwin' myself all over the floor Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you ******' whore One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sneak because of the muffler I hate that ****** I did a song with 3 6 mafia, them guys are the **** We went to the studio an' I started rockin' it After the session, they all left up out of there But I stayed behind an' stabbed the engineer Can you help me? **** youYou gotta help me, **** you I need you to help me, **** you ***********' help me, **** you Naw, man, **** you, **** you **** all of you, **** you You better ******' help me, **** you Help me, help me Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere Slice 'em up, slice 'em down Side to side an' all around They don't help, they don't care Ginsu swingin' everywhere
