The worst hotel in which I did stay Was the Gilman House in Innsmouth, M.A. The bed where I lay reeking of cod On a strange winter's night in Innsmouth was odd. Hotel from hell, hotel, oh well, Checked in a room with a fishy smell. The bald concierge so loudly did croak, "We do not take kindly to no city folk!" He scowled and he glared through distended eyes, Like a fish that was wearing a human disguise. Hotel, that smell, hotel, oh hell, Everything had a rotten squid smell. I called down to room service for food. A hideous woman delivered it nude. She belched through her gills, "Take me for wife!" I fled out of Innsmouth afraid for my life. Hotel from hell, hotel, that smell! Run for my life from that ichthyic smell.
[00:00.00]The worst hotel in which I did stay [00:07.00]Was the Gilman House in Innsmouth, M.A. [00:15.00]The bed where I lay reeking of cod [00:22.00]On a strange winter's night in Innsmouth was odd. [00:29.00]Hotel from hell, hotel, oh well, [00:37.00]Checked in a room with a fishy smell. [00:43.00]The bald concierge so loudly did croak, [00:51.00]"We do not take kindly to no city folk!" [00:58.00]He scowled and he glared through distended eyes, [01:05.00]Like a fish that was wearing a human disguise. [01:12.00]Hotel, that smell, hotel, oh hell, [01:20.00]Everything had a rotten squid smell. [01:27.00]I called down to room service for food. [01:34.00]A hideous woman delivered it nude. [01:41.00]She belched through her gills, "Take me for wife!" [01:48.00]I fled out of Innsmouth afraid for my life. [01:55.00]Hotel from hell, hotel, that smell! [02:03.00]Run for my life from that ichthyic smell. [02:12.00]