Santa's sleigh might fly right on past With all the camouflage around this place So, we bought every string of lights Wal-Mart had Now he can see the house from outer space Shot down some ducks and some mistletoe A lot of love and a pot of gumbo Hunt you down a Christmas tree Thank god mama's cookin' is free Round up your redneck family And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Like Jesus and Santa Clause We got love behind these beards Wishin' you a hairy Christmas And a happy, happy, happy New year Everybody gets a new shotgun We're a camel short of a manger scene But there's a guy in Texas who'll rent us one Duck season and holiday cheer There's nothing like this time of year We got the pig, we got the turkey, we got the chicken, got the duck Miss Spouse's in the kitchen, gonna light it up So, hunt you down a Christmas tree And blow it up for New Year's Eve Round up your redneck family And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Like Jesus and Santa Clause We got love behind these beards Wishin' you a hairy Christmas And a happy, happy, happy New Year
Santa's sleigh might fly right on past With all the camouflage around this place So, we bought every string of lights Wal-Mart had Now he can see the house from outer space Shot down some ducks and some mistletoe A lot of love and a pot of gumbo Hunt you down a Christmas tree Thank god mama's cookin' is free Round up your redneck family And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Like Jesus and Santa Clause We got love behind these beards Wishin' you a hairy Christmas And a happy, happy, happy New year Everybody gets a new shotgun We're a camel short of a manger scene But there's a guy in Texas who'll rent us one Duck season and holiday cheer There's nothing like this time of year We got the pig, we got the turkey, we got the chicken, got the duck Miss Spouse's in the kitchen, gonna light it up So, hunt you down a Christmas tree And blow it up for New Year's Eve Round up your redneck family And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Like Jesus and Santa Clause We got love behind these beards Wishin' you a hairy Christmas And a happy, happy, happy New Year
