Well I wonder why it isthat we have rascals rogues and losers We've got roustabouts rapscallions and a bucket load of boozers We've got balladeers and blowhards of all sorts We've got poets priests and piratesbut we have no astronauts They say there was a space raceif there was I think I missed it From the earth up to the moon and back,doesn't that take the biscuit Well I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravityas long as they could promise I'd be home in time for tea[chorus] I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, I've got no use for a rocket ship I walk if you don't mind It's how I always get around I might be staring at the starsbut I keep both feet on the groundboth feet on the ground I've got both feet on the ground There's a great big giant vacuumup there in the sky Ah but where's the place to plug it in I think it's all a lie I've heard of Halley's Comet And I'll tell you what I thinkIt's just a kind of chemical for cleaning out the sink[chorus] I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, I've got no use for a rocket ship I walk if you don't mind It's how I always get around I might be staring at the starsbut I keep both feet on the groundboth feet on the ground I've got both feet on the ground We've got no use for SputnikWe've got sponge to go around And you'll never see the shuttle landon the streets of Newlyn Town Well in the fields of "Vatimbly"there's not a launching pad in sight We've got no "Mersa voyageurs"and we turned out all right[chorus] I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, I've got no use for a rocket ship I walk if you don't mind It's how I always get around I might be staring at the starsbut I keep both feet on the ground I keep my both feet on the ground I've got both feet on the ground
Well I wonder why it isthat we have rascals rogues and losers We've got roustabouts rapscallions and a bucket load of boozers We've got balladeers and blowhards of all sorts We've got poets priests and piratesbut we have no astronauts They say there was a space raceif there was I think I missed it From the earth up to the moon and back,doesn't that take the biscuit Well I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravityas long as they could promise I'd be home in time for tea[chorus] I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, I've got no use for a rocket ship I walk if you don't mind It's how I always get around I might be staring at the starsbut I keep both feet on the groundboth feet on the ground I've got both feet on the ground There's a great big giant vacuumup there in the sky Ah but where's the place to plug it in I think it's all a lie I've heard of Halley's Comet And I'll tell you what I thinkIt's just a kind of chemical for cleaning out the sink[chorus] I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, I've got no use for a rocket ship I walk if you don't mind It's how I always get around I might be staring at the starsbut I keep both feet on the groundboth feet on the ground I've got both feet on the ground We've got no use for SputnikWe've got sponge to go around And you'll never see the shuttle landon the streets of Newlyn Town Well in the fields of "Vatimbly"there's not a launching pad in sight We've got no "Mersa voyageurs"and we turned out all right[chorus] I've got me two good legs if I wanna take a trip, I've got no use for a rocket ship I walk if you don't mind It's how I always get around I might be staring at the starsbut I keep both feet on the ground I keep my both feet on the ground I've got both feet on the ground
