Things don't look too good to me. I feel I'm out of luck And all because of swollen glands And just one stupid ****. This wacko came from Alabama and That's not where it's at. And now you're jock's been chasing me round With a great big baseball bat. Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no. Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk. And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat nohen I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I foundThe latest social disease that's been going around I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat *****
Things don't look too good to me. I feel I'm out of luck And all because of swollen glands And just one stupid ****. This wacko came from Alabama and That's not where it's at. And now you're jock's been chasing me round With a great big baseball bat. Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no. Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk. And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat nohen I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I foundThe latest social disease that's been going around I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat *****
