If I recall correctly It was the middle of spring Walkin' with my boys Contemplating what summer will bring We started talkin' about girls And it was the funniest thing As I started remembering some of my funniest flings See there was Ashley She caught my eye the very second that she passed me I kissed her once Then she started to harass me She called all night long I had to buy a brand new phone And let me see There was Melanie To have a mouth like that should be a felony Wouldn't believe half the **** that she was tellin' me I mean dirty vocab She used to talk like she was grown And after that there was Tiffany The one with the cute cousin Are you kiddin' me? She had a man But that didn't mean **** to me He tried to catch us all the time But I was just too God damn smooth And I can't forget to mention Carrie But that situation quickly got scary Cause after two days she's like "Let's get married" Can you believe that ****? I had to pack my bags and move! They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to I'll always remember Monica The Jewish chick She'd always give me gifts for Hanukkah To met her folks, she'd try and make me rock a yarmulke But she looked so damn good She almost made my ass convert And after that there was Lisa You know she had a twin sister, Teresa I bumped into them at Cam's gettin' pizza The greatest night of my life Schlep's the rock that killed two birds And there was Erica She had the stankest breath in North America I tried to slip her Tic-Tacs But they were scared of her And when we made out I always had to plug my nose And I suppose you know your sister Chill, I swear my hand to God I only kissed her I gotta foot fetish But she gotta lot a blisters I mean, hammer-time feet You think she had dead bugs for toes They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to Yo Matt, remember Catherine? She talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirin Blah, blah blah blah I'm doin' fine thanks for askin' I even tried to make a muzzle But her mouth would just not quit And oh **** Remember Shawna I hate to bring her up again I didn't want her That girl I talked about In "That girl's a dog" song Yea, the poster girl for Paxil Almost made me lose my grip And oh **** There was Krystal The meth head She used to sniff like a fist full One time she chased me down the street with a pistol She tried to say I took her stash She bugged out and tried to kill my ass And at last we got Kimmy She went abroad Came back And broke up with me And so I ripped up all them letters that she sent me I cried for like 3 days Then it was back to my evil ways They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
If I recall correctly It was the middle of spring Walkin' with my boys Contemplating what summer will bring We started talkin' about girls And it was the funniest thing As I started remembering some of my funniest flings See there was Ashley She caught my eye the very second that she passed me I kissed her once Then she started to harass me She called all night long I had to buy a brand new phone And let me see There was Melanie To have a mouth like that should be a felony Wouldn't believe half the **** that she was tellin' me I mean dirty vocab She used to talk like she was grown And after that there was Tiffany The one with the cute cousin Are you kiddin' me? She had a man But that didn't mean **** to me He tried to catch us all the time But I was just too God damn smooth And I can't forget to mention Carrie But that situation quickly got scary Cause after two days she's like "Let's get married" Can you believe that ****? I had to pack my bags and move! They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to I'll always remember Monica The Jewish chick She'd always give me gifts for Hanukkah To met her folks, she'd try and make me rock a yarmulke But she looked so damn good She almost made my ass convert And after that there was Lisa You know she had a twin sister, Teresa I bumped into them at Cam's gettin' pizza The greatest night of my life Schlep's the rock that killed two birds And there was Erica She had the stankest breath in North America I tried to slip her Tic-Tacs But they were scared of her And when we made out I always had to plug my nose And I suppose you know your sister Chill, I swear my hand to God I only kissed her I gotta foot fetish But she gotta lot a blisters I mean, hammer-time feet You think she had dead bugs for toes They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to Yo Matt, remember Catherine? She talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirin Blah, blah blah blah I'm doin' fine thanks for askin' I even tried to make a muzzle But her mouth would just not quit And oh **** Remember Shawna I hate to bring her up again I didn't want her That girl I talked about In "That girl's a dog" song Yea, the poster girl for Paxil Almost made me lose my grip And oh **** There was Krystal The meth head She used to sniff like a fist full One time she chased me down the street with a pistol She tried to say I took her stash She bugged out and tried to kill my ass And at last we got Kimmy She went abroad Came back And broke up with me And so I ripped up all them letters that she sent me I cried for like 3 days Then it was back to my evil ways They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to They say I gotta change my evil ways And I'm working hard at it every day but No matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to If love is just a game that people play And practice make perfect is what they say But no matter what I do I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to
