At words poetic I'm so pathetic That I always have found it best Instead of getting 'em off my chest To let 'em rest unexpressed I hate parading my serenading And I'll probably miss a bar But if this ditty is not so pretty At least it'll tell you How great you are You're the top LeRoy You're the Coliseum
You're the top Oh baby You're the Louver Museum You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss You're a Bendel bonnet A Shakespeare's sonnet You're Mickey Mouse You're the Nile You're the Tower of Pisa You're the smile on the Mona Lisa I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top You're the top LeRoy You're Mahatma Gandhi Hiram Mmm you're the top You're Napoleon Brandy You're the purple light Of a summer night in Spain You're the National Gallery You're Garbo's salary You're cellophane You're sublime You're a turkey dinner You're the time Mmm of a Derby winner I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop But if baby I'm the bottom But if baby I'm the bottom But if baby I'm the bottom You're the top You're the top You're an arrow collar LeRoy you're the top
You're a Coolidge dollar You're the nimble tread Of the feet of Fred Astaire You're an O'Neill drama You're Whistler's mama You're camembert
You're a rose You're Inferno's Dante You're the nose On the great Durante I'm just in a way As the French would say "de trop" But if baby I'm the bottom But if baby I'm the bottom But if baby I'm the bottom You're the top
You're a Waldorf salad You're just the top You're a Berlin ballad You're the boats that glide On the sleepy Zuider Zee You're an old Dutch master You're Lady Astor Baby you're broccoli
You're romance You're the steppes of Russia You're the pants on a Roxy usher I'm a broken doll a fol-de-rol a blop But if baby I'm the bottom But if baby I'm the bottom But if baby I'm the bottom You're the top
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