If I had a nickel, tell you what I'd do Spend it all for candy, an' give it all to you Spend it all for candy, an' give it all to you That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If you were a kitten, with pretty, glossy fur I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If you was a tiger, I'd hang around your den Pester you my honey, till you let me in Pester you my honey, till you let me in That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If you were a horse fly, an' I an ole gray mare Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If we were to marry let me tell you what Go an' get th parson let I'm tie the knot Go an' get th parson let I'm tie the knot That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you
If I had a nickel, tell you what I'd do Spend it all for candy, an' give it all to you Spend it all for candy, an' give it all to you That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If you were a kitten, with pretty, glossy fur I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If you was a tiger, I'd hang around your den Pester you my honey, till you let me in Pester you my honey, till you let me in That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If you were a horse fly, an' I an ole gray mare Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you If we were to marry let me tell you what Go an' get th parson let I'm tie the knot Go an' get th parson let I'm tie the knot That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you
