He's never caught one spy untold He's never even caught a cold Got his degree from Disney Land But he's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit He's farther back than also ran But he's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He'd come in third in a two-horse race I've never had to slap his face(What a shame) But people try to understand He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man
He's never caught one spy untold He's never even caught a cold Got his degree from Disney Land But he's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit He's farther back than also ran But he's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He'd come in third in a two-horse race I've never had to slap his face(What a shame) But people try to understand He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man He's the last of the secret agents And he's my man
