My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer Julie Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer And got arrested like Mel Gibson I read in the trades That the N'synch boy is, now way But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I though of Was, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? Celebutants work in the glamourazzi Should have sold the story To the tabloids, took the money Takes a lot to get kicked out of this party And almost get arrested, like Mel Gibson I don't recall at all But I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I though of Was, oh no no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes What did you do?, Did I lose it on that pair too? Oh, of all the stupid things I've done I'm the proudest of this bra But this one's the best I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I though of Was, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos And those Minolos and pradas Chloes and your sparkly dresses Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target Hey Paris, what ya gonna do What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do I totally lost it, la la la Oh boy I've lost it, la la la Paris Hilton's closet I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it Tra la la, tra la la la la la
[00:00.94]My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer [00:03.76]My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer [00:07.72]Julie Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer [00:12.49]And got arrested like Mel Gibson [00:16.30]I read in the trades [00:19.44]That the N'synch boy is, now way [00:23.29]But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet [00:26.62]I got drunk and totally lost it [00:29.91]When I woke up the first thing that I though of [00:33.30]Was, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos [00:36.98]Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? [00:41.89]Celebutants work in the glamourazzi [00:45.12]Should have sold the story [00:46.88]To the tabloids, took the money [00:48.80]Takes a lot to get kicked out of this party [00:52.24]And almost get arrested, like Mel Gibson [00:57.27]I don't recall at all [01:00.24]But I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God [01:04.09]When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet [01:07.32]I got drunk and totally lost it [01:10.75]When I woke up the first thing that I though of [01:14.16]Was, oh no no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes [01:17.75]What did you do?, Did I lose it on that pair too? [01:21.32]Oh, of all the stupid things I've done [01:27.68]I'm the proudest of this bra [01:32.55]But this one's the best [01:33.58]I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet [01:36.21]I got drunk and totally lost it [01:39.86]When I woke up the first thing that I though of [01:42.98]Was, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos [01:46.82]And those Minolos and pradas [01:49.89]Chloes and your sparkly dresses [01:53.63]Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target [02:00.36]Hey Paris, what ya gonna do [02:03.74]What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do [02:07.55]I totally lost it, la la la [02:10.43]Oh boy I've lost it, la la la [02:14.29]Paris Hilton's closet [02:16.95]I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet [02:19.88]I got drunk and totally lost it [02:23.22]When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet [02:26.84]I got drunk and totally lost it [02:30.10]Tra la la, tra la la la la la
