Once there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore And brought along his spraypaint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be A figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better So she hired some guy To club her in the knee cap Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm They got paid for their sound-bites And sold their TV movie rights And then there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night That she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to He found that little Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain It had always just been there Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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