Everything You Know Is Wrong Singer / "Weird Al" Yankovic Album / Bad Hair Day
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong!!!
[00:02.91]Everything You Know Is Wrong [00:04.40]Singer / "Weird Al" Yankovic [00:06.12]Album / Bad Hair Day [00:07.50] [00:09.73]I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane [00:12.51]With a rabid wolverine in my underwear [00:16.28]When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat [00:19.55]Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes [00:21.92] [00:22.12]I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" [00:25.22]"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" [00:27.01]"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" [00:29.79]I probably would have kept on guessing [00:31.42]But about that time we crashed into the truck [00:33.57] [00:33.89]And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt [00:37.23]Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer [00:42.09]Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me [00:45.36] [00:45.73]Everything you know is wrong [00:48.53]Black is white, up is down and short is long [00:51.33]And everything you thought was just so [00:54.35]Important doesn't matter [00:56.99] [00:57.19]Everything you know is wrong [01:00.49]Just forget the words and sing along [01:03.46]All you need to understand is [01:05.76]Everything you know is wrong [01:09.11] [01:09.41]I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams [01:13.17]When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension [01:17.03]And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space [01:19.58]Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr [01:21.36] [01:21.66]They sucked out my internal organs [01:23.75]And they took some polaroids [01:25.24]And said I was a darn good sport [01:27.06]And as a way of saying thank you [01:28.98]They offered to transport me back to [01:30.96]Any point in history that I would care to go [01:33.38] [01:33.56]And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night [01:36.73]So I could pay my phone bill on time [01:38.99]Just then the floating disembodied head of [01:41.89]Colonel Sanders started yelling [01:44.67] [01:44.81]Everything you know is wrong [01:48.15]Black is white, up is down and short is long [01:51.16]And everything you thought was just so [01:53.92]Important doesn't matter [01:56.34] [01:56.52]Everything you know is wrong [02:00.09]Just forget the words and sing along [02:03.07]All you need to understand is [02:05.32]Everything you know is wrong [02:08.67] [02:44.80]I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin [02:48.22]When I got a nasty papercut [02:51.32]And, well, to make a long story short [02:53.62]It got infected and I died [02:55.68] [02:55.83]So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter [02:58.41]By the pearly gates [03:00.24]And it's obvious he doesn't like [03:02.31]The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing [03:05.05]He tells me that they've got a dress code [03:07.74] [03:08.14]Well, he lets me into heaven anyway [03:10.73]But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine [03:14.56]For all eternity [03:16.69]And every day he runs by screaming [03:19.64] [03:19.82]Everything you know is wrong [03:23.55]Black is white, up is down and short is long [03:26.54]And everything you used to think was so important [03:28.97]Doesn't really matter anymore [03:30.46]Because the simple fact remains that [03:32.11] [03:32.27]Everything you know is wrong [03:35.43]Just forget the words and sing along [03:38.46]All you need to understand is [03:40.49]Everything you know is wrong [03:42.54]Everything you know is wrong [03:44.11]Everything you know is wrong!!! [03:46.67]
