作词 : Perry, Yankovic Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby, yes, I amEvery picture of me's gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer(Diet) Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here(Diet) Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe(Diet) Grapefruit diet, I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty(Diet) Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate MossWalked down an alley and I got stuck I got more rolls than a pastry truck When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door Grapefruit diet, can't have another eclair(Diet) Grapefruit diet, I gotta decrease my derriere(Diet) I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet No more pie now, no more creme brulee Lay off the gravy and souffle No French fries now, no ice cream parfait Mr. Cheese Nacho, stay away Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 Musketeers(Diet) Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears(Diet) Grapefruit diet, I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears(Diet) Grapefruit diet 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years(Diet) I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that, yeah
作词 : Perry, Yankovic Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby, yes, I amEvery picture of me's gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer(Diet) Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here(Diet) Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe(Diet) Grapefruit diet, I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty(Diet) Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate MossWalked down an alley and I got stuck I got more rolls than a pastry truck When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door Grapefruit diet, can't have another eclair(Diet) Grapefruit diet, I gotta decrease my derriere(Diet) I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet No more pie now, no more creme brulee Lay off the gravy and souffle No French fries now, no ice cream parfait Mr. Cheese Nacho, stay away Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 Musketeers(Diet) Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears(Diet) Grapefruit diet, I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears(Diet) Grapefruit diet 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years(Diet) I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that, yeah
