作词 : Weird Al Yankovic Yeah, a used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf TV tray I bought on E-BayMy house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on E-BayTell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee They had it on E-BayI'll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback"A plus plus" they all say They love me on E-BayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag From some guy, I've never met in NorwayFound him on E-BayI am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please As long as I've got the dough I'll buy your Tchotchkes Sell me your watch, please I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buyI'm highest bidder now Junk keeps arriving in the mail From that worldwide garage sale Hey, A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray Oh yeah, bought it on E-BayWanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. DreFound it on E-BayWanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster Pez dispensers and a toaster Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away I'll buy on E-BayWhat I bought on E-Bay
作词 : Weird Al Yankovic Yeah, a used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf TV tray I bought on E-BayMy house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on E-BayTell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee They had it on E-BayI'll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback"A plus plus" they all say They love me on E-BayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag From some guy, I've never met in NorwayFound him on E-BayI am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please As long as I've got the dough I'll buy your Tchotchkes Sell me your watch, please I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buyI'm highest bidder now Junk keeps arriving in the mail From that worldwide garage sale Hey, A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray Oh yeah, bought it on E-BayWanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. DreFound it on E-BayWanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster Pez dispensers and a toaster Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away I'll buy on E-BayWhat I bought on E-Bay
