Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf T-V tray I bought on eBay My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
I'll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback "A++!" they all say“ They love me on eBay Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please As long as I've got the dough I'll buy your tchotchkes Sell me your watch, please I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy) I'm highest bidder now (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Oh yeah (I bought it on eBay) Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks) Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) (Found it on eBay) Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away) (I'll buy on eBay) What I bought on eBay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why
[00:03.31]Yeah [00:09.36]A used pink bathrobe [00:13.99]A rare mint snow globe [00:18.97]A Smurf T-V tray [00:24.04]I bought on eBay [00:28.32]My house is filled with this crap [00:35.20]Shows up in bubble wrap [00:40.17]Most every day [00:42.87]What I bought on eBay [00:47.03]Tell me why (I need another pet rock) [00:51.69]Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) [00:56.33]Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) [01:01.64] [01:06.76]I'll buy your knick-knack [01:10.88]Just check my feedback [01:15.54]"A++!" they all say“ [01:18.04]They love me on eBay [01:25.07]Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) [01:29.36]Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) [01:34.54](From some guy) I've never met in Norway [01:39.72]Found him on eBay [01:44.68]I am the type who is liable to snipe you [01:49.02]With two seconds left to go, whoa [01:53.95]Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please [01:58.77]As long as I've got the dough [02:03.02]I'll buy your tchotchkes [02:07.57]Sell me your watch, please [02:12.44]I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy) [02:20.22]I'm highest bidder now [02:22.55](Junk keeps arriving in the mail) [02:27.13](From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) [02:31.95](Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) [02:35.85]Oh yeah (I bought it on eBay) [02:40.84]Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) [02:45.32]Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks) [02:50.02]Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) [02:55.79](Found it on eBay) [02:59.81]Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) [03:05.43](Pez dispensers and a toaster) [03:09.39](Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away) [03:14.45](I'll buy on eBay) [03:19.36]What I bought on eBay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why
