Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wondering I'll tell you where I am I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic jam My radiator's boiling hot And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Trapped inside My automobile Cobweb's gowin' On the steerin' wheel Now, I'm no genius But one thing I know I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins An hour and a half ago Yeah, and if you need to find me I'll tell you where I am I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) Right smack dab in the middle of this...
Traffic jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic jam Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not 'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam yeah yeah yeah yeah Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to Yay-hey!
There's a yuppie on a cellular phone I'm gonna puke if I here any more There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me Watch what happens when I open my door Now we're all goin' nowhere fast Well, I guess that's perfectly clear I left home five hours ago And I can still see my house from here So if anybody's tryin' to find me Well, I'll tell you where I am Right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic jam Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
[03:39.46][00:12.17]Album:Alapalooza [03:45.11][01:09.89][00:00.63]Weird Al Yankovic-Traffic Jam [03:50.69][01:15.91][00:18.07] [00:19.94]Carbon monoxide [00:22.10]Making me choke [00:24.44]No A.C. [00:26.73]And the radio's broke [00:29.19]Cars backed up [00:31.20]Far as you can see [00:34.05]Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity [00:39.00]Oh, and just in case you're wondering [00:41.34]I'll tell you where I am [00:43.67]I'm right here (right here) [00:45.25]right here (right here) [00:46.40]Stuck right here in the middle of this... [00:49.00] [00:49.22]Traffic jam [00:51.14]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot [00:53.54]Traffic jam [00:55.98]The freeway's one big parking lot [00:58.23]Traffic jam [01:00.69]My radiator's boiling hot [01:02.95]And I'm stuck right here in the middle [01:04.96](right here in the middle) [01:06.13]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam [01:08.56] [01:17.56]Trapped inside [01:19.61]My automobile [01:21.77]Cobweb's gowin' [01:24.32]On the steerin' wheel [01:26.85]Now, I'm no genius [01:29.59]But one thing I know [01:31.62]I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins [01:34.32]An hour and a half ago [01:36.51]Yeah, and if you need to find me [01:38.88]I'll tell you where I am [01:41.34]I'm right here (right here) [01:42.86]right here (right here) [01:43.97]Right smack dab in the middle of this... [01:47.13] [01:47.23]Traffic jam [01:48.67]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot [01:50.71]Traffic jam [01:53.45]The freeway's one big parking lot [01:55.81]Traffic jam [01:58.30]Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not [02:01.06]'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle [02:02.57](right here in the middle) [02:03.69]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam [02:06.40] [02:15.85]Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam [02:24.82]yeah yeah yeah yeah [02:27.51]Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to [02:36.15]Yay-hey! [02:37.36] [02:37.51]There's a yuppie on a cellular phone [02:39.08]I'm gonna puke if I here any more [02:41.39]There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me [02:43.95]Watch what happens when I open my door [02:46.19]Now we're all goin' nowhere fast [02:48.58]Well, I guess that's perfectly clear [02:50.95]I left home five hours ago [02:53.41]And I can still see my house from here [02:55.78]So if anybody's tryin' to find me [02:58.19]Well, I'll tell you where I am [03:00.59]Right here (right here) right here (right here) [03:03.30]Stuck right here in the middle of this... [03:05.90] [03:06.11]Traffic jam [03:07.89]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot [03:10.17]Traffic jam [03:12.60]The freeway's one big parking lot [03:15.15]Traffic jam [03:17.50]Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot [03:19.88]And I'm stuck right here in the middle [03:21.83](right here in the middle) [03:22.85]Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam [03:26.49]Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo! [03:37.71]
