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  • My mama told me when I was hatched
    Act like a superstar
    Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
    And someday you will go far
    Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
    The press follows everywhere I go
    I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
    Back off and enjoy the show
    I'm sure my critics will say it's a
    grotesque display
    Well, they can bite me,
    baby,I perform this way
    I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or
    maybe covered with bees
    It doesn't mean I'm crazy,
    I perform this way, form this way
    Ooo, my little monsters pay,
    lots 'cause I perform this way
    Baby, I perform this way, form this way
    Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay, hey,
    I just perform this way
    I'm not crazy, I perform this way
    I'll be a troll or evil queen
    I'll be a human jelly bean
    'Cause every day is Halloween
    For me
    I'm so completely original
    My new look is all the rage
    I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
    And set fire to myself on stage
    I'll wear a porcupine on my head
    On a W-H-I-M
    And for no reason now I'll sing in French
    Excusez-moi, qui a pt?
    Got my straight jacket today,
    it's made of gold lam
    No, not because I'm crazy,
    I perform this way
    I strap my rib to my feet, cover
    myself with raw meat
    I'll bet you've never seen
    a skirt steak worn this way
    Don't be offended when you see
    My latest pop monstrosity
    I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
    I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
    There's nothing too embarrassing
    I'll honestly do anything
    But wear white after Labor Day
    'Cause baby, I perform this way
    Hope you won't think it's clich
    if I go nude today
    Don't call the cops now, baby,
    I perform this way
    No reason I should regret
    all the attention I get
    I'm not completely crazy,
    I perform this way, yeah
    I perform this way, hey,
    I perform this way, hey
    I'm always deviating from
    the norm this way, hey
    I perform this way, hey,
    I perform this way, hey
    I'm really not insane,
    I just perform this way, hey
  • [00:12.15]My mama told me when I was hatched
    [00:15.66]Act like a superstar
    [00:19.73]Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
    [00:23.31]And someday you will go far
    [00:27.28]Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
    [00:30.54]The press follows everywhere I go
    [00:35.06]I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
    [00:38.54]Back off and enjoy the show
    [00:41.87]I'm sure my critics will say it's a
    [00:44.38]grotesque display
    [00:45.78]Well, they can bite me,
    [00:47.69]baby,I perform this way
    [00:49.46]I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or
    [00:51.22]maybe covered with bees
    [00:53.52]It doesn't mean I'm crazy,
    [00:55.68]I perform this way, form this way
    [00:57.20]Ooo, my little monsters pay,
    [00:59.56]lots 'cause I perform this way
    [01:01.46]Baby, I perform this way, form this way
    [01:05.34]Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay, hey,
    [01:07.31]I just perform this way
    [01:09.51]I'm not crazy, I perform this way
    [01:12.98]I'll be a troll or evil queen
    [01:14.89]I'll be a human jelly bean
    [01:16.77]'Cause every day is Halloween
    [01:18.83]For me
    [01:20.97]I'm so completely original
    [01:24.54]My new look is all the rage
    [01:28.61]I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
    [01:31.68]And set fire to myself on stage
    [01:36.30]I'll wear a porcupine on my head
    [01:39.38]On a W-H-I-M
    [01:44.46]And for no reason now I'll sing in French
    [01:47.86]Excusez-moi, qui a pt?
    [01:51.23]Got my straight jacket today,
    [01:53.04]it's made of gold lam
    [01:54.96]No, not because I'm crazy,
    [01:57.32]I perform this way
    [01:58.72]I strap my rib to my feet, cover
    [02:00.83]myself with raw meat
    [02:02.43]I'll bet you've never seen
    [02:04.44]a skirt steak worn this way
    [02:06.91]Don't be offended when you see
    [02:08.76]My latest pop monstrosity
    [02:10.78]I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
    [02:12.73]I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
    [02:14.60]There's nothing too embarrassing
    [02:16.47]I'll honestly do anything
    [02:18.33]But wear white after Labor Day
    [02:20.28]'Cause baby, I perform this way
    [02:22.24]Hope you won't think it's clich
    [02:23.50]if I go nude today
    [02:25.46]Don't call the cops now, baby,
    [02:27.42]I perform this way
    [02:29.29]No reason I should regret
    [02:31.05]all the attention I get
    [02:32.96]I'm not completely crazy,
    [02:35.13]I perform this way, yeah
    [02:37.43]I perform this way, hey,
    [02:39.19]I perform this way, hey
    [02:40.95]I'm always deviating from
    [02:43.21]the norm this way, hey
    [02:45.02]I perform this way, hey,
    [02:46.83]I perform this way, hey
    [02:48.49]I'm really not insane,
    [02:50.45]I just perform this way, hey