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[00:00.45]Once, not very long ago, [00:02.70] I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) [00:07.72]But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) [00:14.20]My life is filled with such regret [00:18.23]A bad mistake I can't forget [00:21.90]And now I'll never be the same [00:39.12]Ringtone [00:41.37]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? [00:44.25]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all [00:48.71](What was I thinking?) [00:50.27]My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call [00:57.38]Well, everybody (everybody) [01:01.49]Everybody (everybody) [01:04.18]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [01:09.65]When my phone goes off at work [01:12.32]I look like the biggest jerk [01:14.03]Total strangers wanna slap me around [01:16.99]When it's ringin' on the terrace [01:18.64]My neighbors get embarrassed [01:20.19]They're beggin' me to move outta town [01:22.73]Well, it made my wife so sick [01:24.57]She smashed my iPhone with a brick [01:26.21]But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine [01:29.15]It's a pain, I sure don't need it [01:31.16]And I probably should delete it [01:32.43]But for me that would be crossin' the line [01:35.03]'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine [01:38.14]Hey, I paid good money for this... [01:40.48]Ringtone [01:42.12]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? [01:44.52]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all [01:49.17](Really, what was I thinking?) [01:51.04]My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call [01:57.50]Well, everybody (everybody) [02:01.65]Everybody (everybody) [02:04.94]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [02:23.94]Ringtone [02:26.88]Ringtone [02:29.99]Ahh, ooh [02:35.62]Chinese factory workers [02:37.67](they hate my ringtone) [02:39.02]Muslim women in burqas [02:40.73](really hate my ringtone) [02:42.22]Starvin' kids in Angola [02:43.72](they hate my ringtone) [02:45.21]Even folks with Ebola [02:46.81](just hate my ringtone) [02:48.46]All the nuns and nannies [02:50.11](all the welfare mothers) [02:51.50]All the Pakistanis [02:52.99](all the Wayans brothers) [02:54.44]Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea [02:57.27]Every single person everywhere unanimously [03:00.32]Everybody (everybody) [03:03.41]Everybody (everybody) [03:06.55]Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my [03:10.39]Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
