Now Stevie, now don't be nervous, honey, okay I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna introduce you And then you're gonna come in with your guitar And you're gonna play that nice Nice music you were telling me about And while you're doing that I'll be sitting in the back of the room We'll have such a good time So don't you be nervous, honey It will relax everybody, and we'll be so happy I'm gonna go in now I'll introduce you, okay Heads up now you kids you All of you, calm down that's good Okay everyone in your own seat, that's good Okay now Little Stevie Vai is going to play A composition on the guitar He wrote it all by himself Okay Stevie Bring your three friends up They can play with you That Steve Vai, what a nice little boy I wrote this song for all my friends When I grow up I'm gonna be A famous rock 'n roll guitar player (Love it, eh, he, he, go ahead) And this is my whammy bar And it's gonna be loud (Don't you think That's a bit loud?) Boys it's getting too loud You're getting out of control, boys Stevie Now calm down class, calm down Mr. Vai You've got to turn it down What did you say You want me to turn it down You mean down like this Boys, what happened to that nice music? That sounds like noise Mr. Vai And I want it stopped You've all got detention Uh, oh, here comes trouble (Ayy Vai, are you outta your mind? You, guys, ya don't back off Ya must be crazy I'm gonna flip out I'm tellin' you if this is my final flip out You guys are gonna go with me) Ah, shut up Will you two stop dancing like that? Frankie, leave that girl alone We're not gonna have Another incident like Mildred Come here to me Vai Don't you hear me? Come here, you little snit Wait 'till I get my hands Don't you run away ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, Vai Knock it off get, off my desk (Hey Andrea, check this out) Oh, Stevie, you promised me You'd play nice music, people out of control Dancin' on the desks playin' with the girls That awful noise just make people go wild You gotta turn that music down, Stevie, please I'm fearless in my heart They will always see that in my eyes I am the passion I am the warfare I will never stop always Constant, accurate, and intense Mark my words, you'll never amount to anything Steve Vai, you'll see, you'll be a bum, in the streets A bum, that's it, a bum I thought you were Such a nice little boy ya know what? ya mean Ya got a mean, nasty, vicious streak Why don't you just quit school? Move to California with all those other bums Go, that's where you belong With all those crazies out in California Maybe you'll be famous Thank you very much (Ha that's the funniest Thing I've ever heard) Thank you very much (You? Famous?With that noise? HaI'll see ya in jail) Thank you very much (Give me a break Stevie, stop it You'll see, mark my words)
Now Stevie, now don't be nervous, honey, okay I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna introduce you And then you're gonna come in with your guitar And you're gonna play that nice Nice music you were telling me about And while you're doing that I'll be sitting in the back of the room We'll have such a good time So don't you be nervous, honey It will relax everybody, and we'll be so happy I'm gonna go in now I'll introduce you, okay Heads up now you kids you All of you, calm down that's good Okay everyone in your own seat, that's good Okay now Little Stevie Vai is going to play A composition on the guitar He wrote it all by himself Okay Stevie Bring your three friends up They can play with you That Steve Vai, what a nice little boy I wrote this song for all my friends When I grow up I'm gonna be A famous rock 'n roll guitar player (Love it, eh, he, he, go ahead) And this is my whammy bar And it's gonna be loud (Don't you think That's a bit loud?) Boys it's getting too loud You're getting out of control, boys Stevie Now calm down class, calm down Mr. Vai You've got to turn it down What did you say You want me to turn it down You mean down like this Boys, what happened to that nice music? That sounds like noise Mr. Vai And I want it stopped You've all got detention Uh, oh, here comes trouble (Ayy Vai, are you outta your mind? You, guys, ya don't back off Ya must be crazy I'm gonna flip out I'm tellin' you if this is my final flip out You guys are gonna go with me) Ah, shut up Will you two stop dancing like that? Frankie, leave that girl alone We're not gonna have Another incident like Mildred Come here to me Vai Don't you hear me? Come here, you little snit Wait 'till I get my hands Don't you run away ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, Vai Knock it off get, off my desk (Hey Andrea, check this out) Oh, Stevie, you promised me You'd play nice music, people out of control Dancin' on the desks playin' with the girls That awful noise just make people go wild You gotta turn that music down, Stevie, please I'm fearless in my heart They will always see that in my eyes I am the passion I am the warfare I will never stop always Constant, accurate, and intense Mark my words, you'll never amount to anything Steve Vai, you'll see, you'll be a bum, in the streets A bum, that's it, a bum I thought you were Such a nice little boy ya know what? ya mean Ya got a mean, nasty, vicious streak Why don't you just quit school? Move to California with all those other bums Go, that's where you belong With all those crazies out in California Maybe you'll be famous Thank you very much (Ha that's the funniest Thing I've ever heard) Thank you very much (You? Famous?With that noise? HaI'll see ya in jail) Thank you very much (Give me a break Stevie, stop it You'll see, mark my words)
