Principal Victoria she whistles while she types She reads the editorials of people she dislikes It went so fast, it was your life Michael and Victoria they live in Central Park The got the money from an uncle, eaten by a shark? It went so fast, it was his life He takes cream and sugar in his coffee She takes tea, okay, alright Glory, glory, here comes Gloria Leaves a number by the bed He should have thrown away instead Glory, glory, divorce lawyers Such is life, ah such is life It went so fast, it was your life He takes cream and sugar in his coffee She takes tea okay, alright Glory, glory, oh Victoria Cries herself to sleep at night Underneath the moonless Arbor Glory, glory, poor Victoria Such is life, such is life
Principal Victoria she whistles while she types She reads the editorials of people she dislikes It went so fast, it was your life Michael and Victoria they live in Central Park The got the money from an uncle, eaten by a shark? It went so fast, it was his life He takes cream and sugar in his coffee She takes tea, okay, alright Glory, glory, here comes Gloria Leaves a number by the bed He should have thrown away instead Glory, glory, divorce lawyers Such is life, ah such is life It went so fast, it was your life He takes cream and sugar in his coffee She takes tea okay, alright Glory, glory, oh Victoria Cries herself to sleep at night Underneath the moonless Arbor Glory, glory, poor Victoria Such is life, such is life
