{Einse, svei, drei, alle!} So you thought you might like to go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow I got some bad news for you, sunshine Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they've sent us along as a surrogate band We're gonna find out where you fans really stand Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall(Yes the wall) There's one in the spotlight now he don't look right to me Get him up against the wall(Yes the) And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon Who let all this riffraff into the room? There's one smoking a joint and that one's got spots If I had my way I'd have all of your shot
{Einse, svei, drei, alle!} So you thought you might like to go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow I got some bad news for you, sunshine Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they've sent us along as a surrogate band We're gonna find out where you fans really stand Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall(Yes the wall) There's one in the spotlight now he don't look right to me Get him up against the wall(Yes the) And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon Who let all this riffraff into the room? There's one smoking a joint and that one's got spots If I had my way I'd have all of your shot
