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  • I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke
    Now I slam it when I'm done
    And make sure it's broke
    When i'm gone no one gets on
    Cuz I won't let
    Nobody press up
    And mess up the seen I set
    I like to stand in a crowd
    And watch the people wonder damn
    But think about it then you'll understand
    I'm just an addict addicted to music
    Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it
    Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
    I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form
    Write a rhyme in graffiti
    In every show you see me in
    Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian
    Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
    I treat you like a child
    Then you're gonna be named
    Another enemy, not even a friend of me
    Cuz you'll get fried in the end
    When you pretend to be
    Competin' cuz I just put your mind on pause
    And I complete
    When you compare my rhyme wit yours
    I wake you up
    And as I stare in your face you seem stunned
    Remember me,
    The one you got your idea from
    But soon you start to suffer,
    The tune'll get rougher
    When you start to stutter
    That's when you had enuff of
    Biting, it'll make you choke,
    You can't provoke
    You can't cope, you should've broke
    Because I ain't no joke

    I got a question, as serious as cancer
    Who can keep the average dancer
    Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
    Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
    This is what we all sit down to write
    You can't make it so you take it home,
    Break it and bite
    Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
    Get the style down pat
    Then it's time to switch
    Put my tape on pause
    And add some more to yours
    Then you fake it you're ready
    For the neighborhood chores
    The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
    When you come up to speak,
    Don't even lie to me
    You like to exaggerate,
    Dream and imaginate
    Then change the rhyme around,
    That can aggravate me
    So when you see me come up, freeze
    Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's
    They think that I'm a new jack
    But only if they knew that
    They who think wrong are they who can't do that
    Style that I'm doing, they might ruin
    Patterns and paragraphs based on you and
    Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play
    Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
    Play 'em, so I'ma have to diss and bro
    You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke
    I hold the microphone like a grudge
    B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
    I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
    I nominated my DJ to president
    When I'm see I'll, keep a freestyle, going steadily
    So pucker up and whistle my melody
    But whatever you do, don't miss one
    They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
    Before you know it, you're following and fiending
    Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
    Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
    Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
    Save it, put it in your pocket for later
    Cuz I'm moving the crowd and B'll wreck the fader
    No interruptions til the mic is broke
    When I'm gone, then you can joke
    Cuz everything is real on a serious tip
    Keep playing and I varies quick
    And take you for a walk through hell
    Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
    Guide you out of triple stage darkness
    When it get dark again then I'ma spark this
    Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
    Then I finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke
  • [00:08.25]I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke
    [00:11.94]Now I slam it when I'm done
    [00:13.56]And make sure it's broke
    [00:14.57]When i'm gone no one gets on
    [00:15.94]Cuz I won't let
    [00:16.64]Nobody press up
    [00:17.33]And mess up the seen I set
    [00:18.79]I like to stand in a crowd
    [00:20.16]And watch the people wonder damn
    [00:21.41]But think about it then you'll understand
    [00:23.91]I'm just an addict addicted to music
    [00:25.47]Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it
    [00:28.15]Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
    [00:30.27]I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form
    [00:32.58]Write a rhyme in graffiti
    [00:34.14]In every show you see me in
    [00:35.61]Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian
    [00:37.48]Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
    [00:39.60]I treat you like a child
    [00:40.85]Then you're gonna be named
    [00:41.97]Another enemy, not even a friend of me
    [00:44.65]Cuz you'll get fried in the end
    [00:46.15]When you pretend to be
    [00:47.22]Competin' cuz I just put your mind on pause
    [00:49.02]And I complete
    [00:49.58]When you compare my rhyme wit yours
    [00:51.14]I wake you up
    [00:51.95]And as I stare in your face you seem stunned
    [00:54.26]Remember me,
    [00:54.70]The one you got your idea from
    [00:56.13]But soon you start to suffer,
    [00:57.44]The tune'll get rougher
    [00:58.32]When you start to stutter
    [00:59.26]That's when you had enuff of
    [01:00.55]Biting, it'll make you choke,
    [01:01.55]You can't provoke
    [01:02.23]You can't cope, you should've broke
    [01:04.23]Because I ain't no joke
    [01:05.35]
    [01:23.21]I got a question, as serious as cancer
    [01:26.47]Who can keep the average dancer
    [01:28.04]Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling
    [01:30.42]Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
    [01:32.79]This is what we all sit down to write
    [01:34.72]You can't make it so you take it home,
    [01:36.53]Break it and bite
    [01:37.42]Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
    [01:39.23]Get the style down pat
    [01:40.54]Then it's time to switch
    [01:41.66]Put my tape on pause
    [01:42.79]And add some more to yours
    [01:44.10]Then you fake it you're ready
    [01:45.43]For the neighborhood chores
    [01:46.30]The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
    [01:49.17]When you come up to speak,
    [01:50.54]Don't even lie to me
    [01:51.79]You like to exaggerate,
    [01:52.66]Dream and imaginate
    [01:53.66]Then change the rhyme around,
    [01:54.78]That can aggravate me
    [01:55.97]So when you see me come up, freeze
    [01:58.03]Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's
    [02:00.29]They think that I'm a new jack
    [02:01.85]But only if they knew that
    [02:02.72]They who think wrong are they who can't do that
    [02:04.85]Style that I'm doing, they might ruin
    [02:07.46]Patterns and paragraphs based on you and
    [02:09.21]Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play
    [02:11.77]Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
    [02:14.08]Play 'em, so I'ma have to diss and bro
    [02:16.45]You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke
    [02:37.26]I hold the microphone like a grudge
    [02:39.21]B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge
    [02:41.58]I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
    [02:43.76]I nominated my DJ to president
    [02:46.09]When I'm see I'll, keep a freestyle, going steadily
    [02:48.54]So pucker up and whistle my melody
    [02:50.66]But whatever you do, don't miss one
    [02:53.42]They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
    [02:55.79]Before you know it, you're following and fiending
    [02:57.84]Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning
    [02:59.84]Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
    [03:02.79]Nobody beats the R so stop yelling
    [03:04.35]Save it, put it in your pocket for later
    [03:07.03]Cuz I'm moving the crowd and B'll wreck the fader
    [03:09.31]No interruptions til the mic is broke
    [03:11.55]When I'm gone, then you can joke
    [03:14.05]Cuz everything is real on a serious tip
    [03:16.06]Keep playing and I varies quick
    [03:18.31]And take you for a walk through hell
    [03:20.50]Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
    [03:23.12]Guide you out of triple stage darkness
    [03:25.37]When it get dark again then I'ma spark this
    [03:27.87]Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
    [03:30.62]Then I finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke