作词 : Randy Newman Randy Newman -The Great Debate Written by：Randy Newman Welcome welcome welcome to this great arena Durham North Carolina the heart of the Research Triangle We've come to this particular place tonight 'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle We need some answers to some complicated questions If we're going to get it right To that end we have here gathered Some of the most expensive scientists in the world Eminent scientists that is We got biologists biometricians got a quantum mechanic and astrophysicians Got a cosmologist and a cosmetician got an astronaut We got Astro Boy We got he-doctors she-doctors knee doctors tree doctors We a got a lumberjack and a life coach On the other side we have the true believers We got the Baptists the Methodists Presbyterians The Episcopalians are here pass the hat We got the Shakers the Quakers the anti innoculators The Big Boss Line from Madison Town The Six Blind Boys Five Tons of Joy Give 'em room get out of the way We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta Have them all arranged Scientists are you ready First question dark matter Oh dark matter Give me someone knows somethin'about space The Scientists send a representative Nice space music Georgie All right what is it Where is it Can we get some Stand up sir would you You are standing forgive me Dark matter go ahead Dark matter is out in space It's seventy-five percent of everything Just a moment sir Do yourself a favor use our music People like it and your music's making people sick All right It's a free country go ahead Dark matter what is it We don't know what it is but we think it's everywhere I'd like to take a look at it Can we get some down here Ha ha ha ha ha ha Of course not Let me get this straight You don't know what it is you don't know where it is And we can't get any Put that to the one side Let's put the Lord faith eternity and whatever on the other side Show of hands I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time All right one nothing Next one's gonna be a hard one It's about the theory of evolution and it's about animals also So give me someone knows somethin'about evolution and animals Who you got Wow you're a beautiful woman aren't you Doesn't matter of course But if this science thing doesn't work out for you Oh don't boo me don't boo me I'm just kiddin'you you know that Here's my question explain me the giraffe Go ahead Elaborate With pleasure miss The giraffe to survive must eat leaves high up on the Yabba Yabba tree That's true isn't it Of course it is Everyone knows that But Mr.Darwin's giraffe the halfway-giraffe With a halfway-giraffe neck Could never have reached the highest branches of the Yabba Yabba Therefore he could not have survived It's only common sense Unfortunately for you Mr.Charles Darwin Didn't have any common sense Evolution is a theory and we have just now tonight disproved it Show of hands I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will I'll take Jesus every time All right two nothing Next question global warming Is it and if so so what One of the true believers seeks to be recognized Hand him a mic Charles Thank you Sir do you know what you are you're an idiot You're a strawman a fabrication You see the author of this little vignette Mr.Newman self-described atheist and communist Creates characters like you as objects of ridicule He doesn't believe anything he has you say Nor does he want us to believe anything you say Makes it easy for him to knock you down hence a strawman I myself believe in Jesus I believe in evolution also I believe in global warming and in life everlasting No one can knock me down Oh we can knock you down Mister We can knock your communist friend down too Communist You call me an idiot We've been knocking people like Mr.Newman down for years and years Like this page 35Georgie Mrs.Dorothy page 35 I know someone is watching me Everywhere I go Someone sees everything I see Knows everything I know When I'm in trouble don't have a friend There's still somebody on whom I can depend Someone who'll be there 'till the very end Someone is watching me Someone is watching me Someone is watching me For so long I was too blind to see Someone is watching Someone is watching Someone is watching me Take a little break ladies and gentlemen Fifteen maybe twenty-five minutes depending on how the merchandise is moving We'll be right back
[00:00.000] 作词 : Randy Newman [00:00.08]Randy Newman -The Great Debate [00:00.716]Written by：Randy Newman [00:01.357]Welcome welcome welcome to this great arena [00:06.993]Durham North Carolina the heart of the Research Triangle [00:13.251]We've come to this particular place tonight [00:16.90]'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle [00:19.290]We need some answers to some complicated questions [00:23.266]If we're going to get it right [00:26.235]To that end we have here gathered [00:28.394]Some of the most expensive scientists in the world [00:31.59]Eminent scientists that is [00:33.226]We got biologists biometricians got a quantum mechanic and astrophysicians [00:38.674]Got a cosmologist and a cosmetician got an astronaut [00:42.891]We got Astro Boy [00:47.658]We got he-doctors she-doctors knee doctors tree doctors [00:51.898]We a got a lumberjack and a life coach [00:56.338]On the other side we have the true believers [01:00.354]We got the Baptists the Methodists Presbyterians [01:04.426]The Episcopalians are here pass the hat [01:06.755]We got the Shakers the Quakers the anti innoculators [01:10.226]The Big Boss Line from Madison Town [01:13.298]The Six Blind Boys Five Tons of Joy [01:16.770]Give 'em room get out of the way [01:19.138]We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta [01:24.359]Have them all arranged [01:30.734]Scientists are you ready [01:35.980]First question dark matter [01:41.444]Oh dark matter [01:44.817]Give me someone knows somethin'about space [01:49.178]The Scientists send a representative [01:50.139]Nice space music Georgie [01:51.747]All right what is it [01:54.469]Where is it [01:56.635]Can we get some [01:59.491]Stand up sir would you [02:01.531]You are standing forgive me [02:06.672]Dark matter go ahead [02:10.368]Dark matter is out in space [02:15.224]It's seventy-five percent of everything [02:20.296]Just a moment sir [02:22.32]Do yourself a favor use our music [02:24.32]People like it and your music's making people sick [02:28.614]All right [02:29.222]It's a free country go ahead [02:30.550]Dark matter what is it [02:32.958]We don't know what it is but we think it's everywhere [02:42.126]I'd like to take a look at it [02:44.40]Can we get some down here [02:47.88]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:51.576]Of course not [02:53.928]Let me get this straight [02:55.352]You don't know what it is you don't know where it is [02:58.762]And we can't get any [03:00.594]Put that to the one side [03:02.343]Let's put the Lord faith eternity and whatever on the other side [03:08.251]Show of hands [03:11.443]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [03:15.490]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [03:19.682]Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will [03:23.819]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [03:30.755]All right one nothing [03:33.262]Next one's gonna be a hard one [03:35.902]It's about the theory of evolution and it's about animals also [03:40.181]So give me someone knows somethin'about evolution and animals [03:44.841]Who you got [03:46.964]Wow you're a beautiful woman aren't you [03:51.46]Doesn't matter of course [03:52.974]But if this science thing doesn't work out for you [03:56.304]Oh don't boo me don't boo me [03:58.104]I'm just kiddin'you you know that [04:00.416]Here's my question explain me the giraffe [04:05.880]Go ahead [04:08.88]Elaborate [04:09.704]With pleasure miss [04:12.72]The giraffe to survive must eat leaves high up on the Yabba Yabba tree [04:18.478]That's true isn't it [04:19.829]Of course it is [04:21.334]Everyone knows that [04:23.925]But Mr.Darwin's giraffe the halfway-giraffe [04:27.225]With a halfway-giraffe neck [04:30.33]Could never have reached the highest branches of the Yabba Yabba [04:33.450]Therefore he could not have survived [04:37.169]It's only common sense [04:39.585]Unfortunately for you Mr.Charles Darwin [04:42.109]Didn't have any common sense [04:44.174]Evolution is a theory and we have just now tonight disproved it [04:51.26]Show of hands [04:59.173]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [05:03.205]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [05:07.293]Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will [05:11.453]I'll take Jesus every time [05:17.84]All right two nothing [05:18.468]Next question global warming [05:20.229]Is it and if so so what [05:25.84]One of the true believers seeks to be recognized [05:27.860]Hand him a mic Charles [05:29.940]Thank you [05:34.890]Sir do you know what you are you're an idiot [05:40.879]You're a strawman a fabrication [05:44.294]You see the author of this little vignette [05:46.599]Mr.Newman self-described atheist and communist [05:51.967]Creates characters like you as objects of ridicule [05:56.95]He doesn't believe anything he has you say [05:59.215]Nor does he want us to believe anything you say [06:03.383]Makes it easy for him to knock you down hence a strawman [06:08.04]I myself believe in Jesus [06:11.585]I believe in evolution also [06:13.945]I believe in global warming and in life everlasting [06:19.565]No one can knock me down [06:23.493]Oh we can knock you down Mister [06:25.717]We can knock your communist friend down too Communist [06:30.505]You call me an idiot [06:32.552]We've been knocking people like Mr.Newman down for years and years [06:37.598]Like this page 35Georgie [06:42.121]Mrs.Dorothy page 35 [06:50.264]I know someone is watching me [06:54.591]Everywhere I go [06:58.808]Someone sees everything I see [07:03.200]Knows everything I know [07:07.600]When I'm in trouble don't have a friend [07:11.824]There's still somebody on whom I can depend [07:16.120]Someone who'll be there 'till the very end [07:20.320]Someone is watching me [07:24.392]Someone is watching me [07:28.735]Someone is watching me [07:33.232]For so long I was too blind to see [07:37.769]Someone is watching [07:39.936]Someone is watching [07:42.80]Someone is watching me [07:46.664]Take a little break ladies and gentlemen [07:48.768]Fifteen maybe twenty-five minutes depending on how the merchandise is moving [07:56.642]We'll be right back
