The Ballad of Dorothy Parker -Prince Written by :Prince Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade She worked the night shift Dishwater blonde tall and fine She got a lot of tips Well earlier I'd been talking stuff in a violent room Fighting with lover's past I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine Dorothy was fast Well I ordered yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry Dorothy laughed She said it sound like a real man to me you're kinda cute Right then do you want do you want Dorothy Parker was cool I'm leaving my pants on what CUZ I'm kinda going with someone She said sound like a real man to me Mind if I turn on the radio Oh my favorite song she said And it was Joni singing help me I think I'm falling Drring the phone rang and she said Who ever's calling can't be as cute as you Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool Well My pants were wet they came off But she didn't see the movie CUZ she hadn't read the book first Instead she pretended she was blind An affliction brought on by a witch's curse Dorothy made me laugh ha ha ha ha I felt much better so I went back to the violent room Tell us what you did what you did I took another bubble bath with my pants on All the fighting stopped Next time I'll do it sooner This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Well Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Well Oh
[00:00.00]The Ballad of Dorothy Parker -Prince [00:15.280]Written by :Prince [00:30.579]Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade [00:35.508]She worked the night shift [00:39.76]Dishwater blonde tall and fine [00:42.810]She got a lot of tips [00:46.210]Well earlier I'd been talking stuff in a violent room [00:53.592]Fighting with lover's past [00:56.729]I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine [01:01.97]Dorothy was fast [01:05.273]Well I ordered yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry [01:12.443]Dorothy laughed [01:15.45]She said it sound like a real man to me you're kinda cute [01:19.749]Right then do you want do you want [01:22.734]Dorothy Parker was cool [01:26.806]I'm leaving my pants on what [01:29.783]CUZ I'm kinda going with someone [01:34.588]She said sound like a real man to me [01:37.756]Mind if I turn on the radio [01:43.868]Oh my favorite song she said [01:47.381]And it was Joni singing help me I think I'm falling [01:51.732]Drring the phone rang and she said [01:53.362]Who ever's calling can't be as cute as you [01:59.169]Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool [02:07.187]Well [02:12.538]My pants were wet they came off [02:14.490]But she didn't see the movie CUZ she hadn't read the book first [02:21.607]Instead she pretended she was blind [02:26.53]An affliction brought on by a witch's curse [02:30.560]Dorothy made me laugh ha ha ha ha [02:32.330]I felt much better so I went back to the violent room [02:37.188]Tell us what you did what you did [02:40.644]I took another bubble bath with my pants on [02:45.598]All the fighting stopped [02:47.746]Next time I'll do it sooner [02:53.497]This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker [02:59.259]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:08.703]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:19.735]Well [03:27.551]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:36.79]Well [03:40.775]Oh