Nine out of ten mortals agree today Too much fame causes spiritual decay To all the punks who believe that life imitates music No more candy for you, we can't hang with you To all the punks who wanna be rock stars they do what they do There's no future for you, that's the life of a fool No more candy, no more candy for you We're too funky and you can't handle our groove To all the freaks in the magazines who never paid no dues No more candy for you, you can't sing it's true To all the freaks walking into walls somebody put a spell on you No more candy for you, I guess the devil got a brand new fool No more candy, no more candy for you We're too funky and you can't handle our groove No more candy for you No more candy, no more candy No more candy, no more candy No more candy, no more candy for you Look out sugar No more candy, no more candy for you To all the haters on the Internet somebody's lookin' at you No more candy for you, they got your number now, fool To all the suckers winning anything thanking the Lord for what you do No more candy for you, no more candy for you No more candy, no more candy for you No more candy for you, you No more candy, no more candy for you I am too funky and you can't handle my groove No more candy, no more candy for you No more candy for you
Nine out of ten mortals agree today Too much fame causes spiritual decay To all the punks who believe that life imitates music No more candy for you, we can't hang with you To all the punks who wanna be rock stars they do what they do There's no future for you, that's the life of a fool No more candy, no more candy for you We're too funky and you can't handle our groove To all the freaks in the magazines who never paid no dues No more candy for you, you can't sing it's true To all the freaks walking into walls somebody put a spell on you No more candy for you, I guess the devil got a brand new fool No more candy, no more candy for you We're too funky and you can't handle our groove No more candy for you No more candy, no more candy No more candy, no more candy No more candy, no more candy for you Look out sugar No more candy, no more candy for you To all the haters on the Internet somebody's lookin' at you No more candy for you, they got your number now, fool To all the suckers winning anything thanking the Lord for what you do No more candy for you, no more candy for you No more candy, no more candy for you No more candy for you, you No more candy, no more candy for you I am too funky and you can't handle my groove No more candy, no more candy for you No more candy for you
