I'm gonna wrap myself in paper I'm gonna daub myself with glue Stick some stamps on the top of my head I'm gonna mail myself to you I'm gonna tie me in a little red string I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too Climb up into my mailbox I'm gonna mail myself to you When you find me in your mailbox Cut the string and let me out Wash the glue off of my fingers Stick some bubble gum in my mouth Take me out of my wrapping paper Wash the stamps off of my head Pour me full of some ice cream soda Tuck me into a nice warm bed
I'm gonna wrap myself in paper I'm gonna daub myself with glue Stick some stamps on the top of my head I'm gonna mail myself to you I'm gonna tie me in a little red string I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too Climb up into my mailbox I'm gonna mail myself to you When you find me in your mailbox Cut the string and let me out Wash the glue off of my fingers Stick some bubble gum in my mouth Take me out of my wrapping paper Wash the stamps off of my head Pour me full of some ice cream soda Tuck me into a nice warm bed
