[00:00.300] [00:17.000]Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves [00:20.000]Scheherazade had a thousand tales [00:22.000]But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves [00:25.000]You've got a brand of magic never fails [00:28.000]You've got some power in your corner now [00:30.000]Some heavy ammunition in your camp [00:33.000]You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how [00:35.000]All you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say [00:38.000]Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be [00:43.000]Let me take your order, jot it down [00:46.000]You ain't never had friend like me [00:48.000]Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd [00:54.000]Come on whisper what it is you want [00:57.000]You ain't never had friend like me [00:59.000]Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service [01:02.000]You're the boss, the king, the shah [01:04.000]Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish [01:07.000]How 'bout a little more baklava [01:23.000]Have some of column A try All of column B [01:28.000]I'm in the mood to help you, dude [01:31.000]You ain't never had friend like me [01:36.000]Oh my [01:44.000]Can your friends do this [01:46.000]Can your friends do that [01:49.000]Can your friends pull this [01:52.000]Out their little hat [01:54.000]Can your friends go poof [01:58.000]So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed [02:00.000]I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers [02:03.000]You've got me bona fide certified [02:05.000]You've got a genie for charge d'affaires [02:08.000]I've got a powerful urge to help you out [02:10.998]So what you wish, I really wanna know [02:12.998]You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt [02:15.998]Well all you've gotta do is rub like so [02:27.998]Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three [02:32.998]I'm on the job you big nabob [02:35.998]You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend [02:37.998]You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend [02:40.998]You ain't never had a friend like me [02:53.998]You ain't never had a friend like me