[00:13.52]If you are what you say you are
[00:17.65]A super star
[00:19.85]Then have no fear the camera's here
[00:24.65]And the microphone and they wanna know
[00:30.03]Oh oh oh oh
[00:32.51]Yea uh
[00:33.64]A fresh cool young Lu
[00:36.33]Trying to cash his microphone check 2 1 2
[00:38.83]Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue
[00:41.35]The world brought me to my knees
[00:43.01]What have you brung you
[00:44.02]Did you improve on the design
[00:45.27]Did you do something new
[00:46.45]Well your name ain't on the guest list
[00:48.03]Who brung you you
[00:49.57]The more famous person you come through
[00:51.47]And the ***y lady next to you
[00:53.44]You come to
[00:54.16]And then it hit me
[00:55.26]Standing outside of heaven waiting for god to come and get me
[00:57.65]Im too uncouth
[00:58.38]Unschooled to the rules
[01:00.26]And two gum shoe
[01:01.45]Too much of a newcomer
[01:02.85]And too uncool
[01:04.09]Like Shadow and Lavelle
[01:05.42]I battle with it well
[01:06.70]Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue
[01:09.19]Go back what ever you did you undo
[01:11.73]Heavy is heaven
[01:12.40]The devil on my two tons too
[01:14.16]If you are what you say you are
[01:17.84]A super star
[01:20.47]Then have no fear the camera's here
[01:25.28]And the microphone and they wanna know
[01:30.09]Oh oh oh oh
[01:33.59]And you better wear your shades
[01:35.77]The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage
[01:38.21]Down through the basement
[01:39.44]Passed the Indian graves
[01:40.77]Where the dinosaurs laid
[01:42.06]And out through china
[01:43.40]Nearly misses air liners
[01:44.27]Magnified times five
[01:45.83]This is pointed at the rhymer
[01:47.34]Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze
[01:49.81]Now that's important to say
[01:52.03]Cuz even with all of that
[01:53.38]Most of us don't want it to fade
[01:54.73]We want it to braid
[01:57.20]Meaning we want it to grow
[01:58.40]Meaning we want it to stay
[01:59.84]Like the governor called
[02:00.65]And they told him to wait
[02:02.25]Un-strap him from the chair
[02:03.44]And put him back in his cage
[02:05.56]The audience ain't fazed
[02:07.13]And they ain't gone clap and they ain't gone praise
[02:09.33]They want everything back that they paid
[02:12.17]Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim
[02:14.53]If you are what you say you are
[02:18.57]A super star
[02:21.07]Then have no fear the camera's here
[02:25.86]And the lights are on and they want a show
[02:31.50]Oh oh oh oh
[02:34.16]So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away
[02:37.41]Cuz I been standing in this line
[02:38.90]For like five whole days
[02:40.04]Me and security ain't getting along
[02:41.40]And when I got to the front they told me all of the tickets were gone
[02:44.54]So just take me home where the mood is mellow
[02:47.16]And the roses are thrown
[02:48.85]M&M's are yellow
[02:49.46]And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
[02:52.73]Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
[02:55.53]One for you and one for your sister
[02:57.89]Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
[03:00.38]Every songs a favorite song
[03:01.84]And mikes don't feed back
[03:03.21]All the reviewers say you need to go and see that
[03:05.41]And everybody claps cuz everybody is pleased
[03:07.72]Then they all take the stage and start performing for me
[03:09.87]Like ha ha hahaha
[03:13.11]Ha ha hahaha ha
[03:15.13]If you are what you say you are
[03:19.12]A super star
[03:21.78]Then have no fear the camera's here
[03:26.49]And the microphone and they wanna know
[03:31.70]Oh oh oh oh
[03:34.23]If you are what you say you are
[03:46.46]Then have no fear