The Girl Tried to Kill Me
Yo! I met this girl the other night
Hype super-**** body and face, her mini-skirt tight
Talkin bout legs and lips, mindblowin hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her ****
Said she came out lookin for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...i was the one
I said why? , she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now thats the kind of rap that brothers dream of
I said, fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?
She said, all the above
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
Now, I aint no sucker on the weak tip
But let me tell you, she was on some **********in *** trip
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the **** strobe-light
And started buggin, lightin candles all over the room
Then she did a backflip, landed on my ****
I knew that I would be dead soon
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
Faster than I could say no!
It was like a rodeo, I was with a *** nut
I looked in her face...
She sweated and she grinned with delight
And then she broke out a whip, I said ****!
This girl had crazy plans for the night
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
Now whips aint all that she had
All kinda crazy **** was at this *****s pad
Im talkin about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
I said, dont...dont...dont whip me!
Ill do anything you ask!
And then homegirl stripped, 38 ****
Man you shoulda seen that ass
This girl tried to kill me, she didnt use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This freak tried to kill me, she didnt use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
My **** was harder than a bulletproof vest
She started pourin baby oil on her chest
And then she said, gimme gimme gimme
Jumped on my jimmy, and rode me like the wild west
I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
It was her ****in husband, six-foot ten
I knew my life would soon end
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didnt use a bomb or a gun
Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didnt use a gun or a knife
Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me ****in his wife
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