I Love You Verne Troyer
 作词 : Jack Stauber
 作曲 : Jack Stauber
And... I-I don't know if you ever get used to it, though...
Because, he's funny, hehe... (I hear you)
I mean, and you never know what he's gonna do.​
Ooh!
Never seeing eye to eye
Harmony destroyer
I believe in dreams tonight
I love you, Verne Troyer
But if I don’t cry
(If I don't cry)
I’ll be at peace tonight
(I'll be at peace tonight)
Time to get you nice and high
Strap you in your Moonshoes (Woop!)
Wish on a genie, ha ha ha
I want wishes too, ha
And why should I
(And why should I)
Apologize?
(Apologize?)
Ooh!
Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha
Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha
Never seeing eye to eye
Harmony destroyer
I believe in dreams tonight
I love you, Verne Troyer
But if I don’t cry
(If I don't cry)
I’ll be at peace tonight
(I'll be at peace tonight)
Time to get you nice and high
Strap you in your Moonshoes (Woop!)
Wish on a genie, ha ha ha
I want wishes too, ha
Then why should I
(Then why should I)
Apologize?
(Apologize?)