[00:01.48]Fred:
[00:05.32]Things have come to a pretty pass,
[00:07.74] Our romance is growing flat,
[00:10.51]Cause you like this and the other
[00:13.37]While I go for this and that.
[00:16.54]Goodness knows what the end will be;
[00:18.83]Oh, I don't know where I'm at...
[00:21.66]It's plain to see we two will never make one,
[00:26.09]Something must be done.
[00:30.26]You say eether and I say eyether,
[00:33.05]You say neether and I say nyther;
[00:35.79]Eether, eyether, neether, nyther,
[00:38.44]Let's call the whole thing off!
[00:41.44]You like potato and I like potahto,
[00:44.08]You like tomato and I like tomahto;
[00:46.98]Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
[00:49.34]Let's call the whole thing off!
[00:52.45]But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
[00:55.33]Then we must part.
[00:57.77]And oh! If we ever part,
[01:00.35]Then that might break my heart!
[01:03.19]So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
[01:06.10]I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
[01:08.83]For we know we need each other,
[01:11.51]So we better call the calling off off.
[01:13.94]Oh, l  et's call the whole thing off!
[01:16.68]Ginger:
[01:19.78]You say laughter and I say lawfter,
[01:22.56]You say after and I say awfter;
[01:25.48]Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter,
[01:27.98]Let's call the whole thing off!
[01:30.85]You like Havana and I like Havahnah;
[01:33.58]You eat banana and I eat banahnah,
[01:36.37]Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs,
[01:39.08]Let's call the whole thing off!
[01:41.77]But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
[01:45.24]Then we must part.
[01:47.38]And oh! If we ever part,
[01:50.11]Then that might break my heart!
[01:52.83]So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
[01:55.93]I'll take oysters and give up ersters.
[01:58.71]For we know we need each other,
[02:00.79]So we better call the calling off off!
[02:04.36]Let's call the whole thing off!